No Angel Mojo Crap

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"Come on, Cas!" Dean yelled frustratedly at the distracted angel. Castiel was standing by a Christmas display in town, looking utterly dumbfounded. They were on a hunt near Franklin, Texas, hunting what appeared to be a pack of demons possessing the town. It had started a few months earlier, when Larry Carlbrough, the CEO of Franklin Paper Supplies Inc., had come back from a vacation and claimed to find his entire office posessed. The authorities quickly dismissed him as insane and locked him up to avoid unnecessary chaos, but Sam and Dean decided it was something to look into. After finding absolutely nothing for three days, Dean finally decided it was time to call Cas. However, the curious angel was turning out to be more of a hindrance with all his questions about Christmas and human traditions.
"Cas!" Dean shouted again, "We've got to get going!"
Castiel turned around to face the hunter, eyes squinted in confusion, and replied, "I don't understand. Why are you all celebrating Jesus' birth on December 25th, when he was actually not born until fall?"
"Dammit, Cas. We've been over this. It's based off an old pagan holiday. Now, come on! We have a mission, remember? People to save? Demons to smite? Ring any bells?" Dean said, rolling his eyes.
"My apologies, Dean." The angel said, stepping towards Dean with his fingers outstretched toward the hunter's forehead. "I will take us there to make up for the time I have cost the mission."
Dean quickly dodged the hand coming towards him and said, "Whoa there, Cas! What did I say about your angel mojo crap?"
"You asked me to not 'mojo' you around, and to let you get places like a 'normal human'," Castiel answered, looking annoyed, "Though it would speed up the process of travel if you would allow me to."
"Well, it's not my fault, Cas, not everyone can be a damn angel. No need to be a bitch about it," Dean said, walking towards the Impala, "Now come on, we have to meet Sammy at the nut house in 15 minutes."

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