aries: /at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"
taurus: hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.
gemini: "so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"
cancer: wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.
leo: "we should watch insidious" (SO TRUE)
virgo: /thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/
libra: the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.
scorpio: the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop
sagittarius: the one that won't stop laughing because apparently everything is funny past midnight
capricorn: is actually nocturnal and is on their phone the entire time
aquarius: /once everyone is finally quiet/ "do you think our entire universe is just a computer simulation and we are just a figment of some higher being's imagination"
pisces: /something makes a noise, no matter what it is/ "did you hear that holy shit"
