aries pro: will fight all your enemies
aries con: will also fight you
taurus pro: will cook for you
taurus con: will eat most of it themselves
gemini pro: charming and sweet
gemini con: still charming and sweet to people you don't like
cancer pro: always wants to cuddle
cancer con: literally. ALWAYS. wants. to. cuddle. (no bathroom breaks)
leo pro: fabulous
leo con: you look like trash next to them
virgo pro: good hygiene and always on point
virgo con: points out when you're not
libra pro: wants to marry you
libra con: people better than you want to marry them
scorpio pro: is always on time
scorpio con: always complains when you're late
sagittarius pro: super fun
sagittarius con: does super fun stuff without you and tells you about it after
capricorn pro: will get a puppy with you
capricorn con: will hog puppy to themselves
aquarius pro: will tell you all the cool stuff they know
aquarius con: will tell you all the boring stuff they know
pisces pro: will let you cry on them
pisces con: will cry on you more (bring a raincoat)
