ARIES: Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.
TAURUS: No, no, no, no, no. No buts. I promised I'd keep you shitheads safe, and that's exactly what I plan on doing.
GEMINI: Bitchin'.
CANCER: Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
LEO: You like these pearls? *purrs*
VIRGO: I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I'm actually a pretty damn good babysitter.
LIBRA: I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books... these books are my paddles. I NEED MY PADDLES!
SCORPIO: She's our friend and she's crazy.
SAGITTARIUS: I'm stealthy, like a ninja.
CAPRICORN: I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.
AQUARIUS: If anyone asks where I am, I've left the country.
PISCES: Friends don't lie.
