"Minion I'm telling you, this plan is the plan that will end metroman. All we need is to break into the bank and plant a couple of bombs there. I'm sure he'll show up after he's heard that we're there." Megamind said as he sipped his beer.
"I understand that sir, but is it really a good idea? I mean I doubt the crime we'd commit is actually a crime metroman would want to attend to. We need to be extravagant, stylish, and also kidnap Roxanne to also further my point on extravagant." Minion said whilst watching the blue man drink his beer.
Before Megamind could reply to Minion, Get Busy by Sean Paul started to play and two girls stepped onto a stage. At first the blue man ignored the performance and continued drinking his beer. But something caught his eye. It was the girl he saw the last time he was at the strip club. She was dancing on a pole to the song and Megamind was captivated.
The song ended quicker then Megamind wanted it to, but he was lucky enough to have caught the girls eye. She walked away from the pole and made her way over to the big headed man.
"Hey, you're Megamind right, I talked to you last week?" She asked once she reached him.
"Yeah I'm Megamind. Your y/n right?" He replied and y/n nodded.
"Who's your friend?" She asked and moved her gaze toward Minion.
"This is Minion, we've known each other since we were little," he said and smiled. "Can I get your number so we can talk more? Minion and I need to leave soon and I'd really like to contact you outside of here?" Megamind asked y/n.
"Yeah sure, pass me your phone. It's got to be quick, I've got to get to work," she replied as she grabbed her phone and quickly typed in her number.
"Thank you," Megamind said to the girl and she smiled.
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Ex-Stripper (Megamind x fem! reader)
FanfictionClub Evil was a well known strip club for villains in Metrocity. The club had everything a man could possibly desire. Good alcohol, strippers. Megamind and Minion were regulars, and the only thing that made Megamind go back was y/n. Y/n didn't want...
