One day, peaches had a big fat poop which emptied her tummy so 11037 hours later she got hungry so she looked in her fridge little did she know that there was only her tv remote she shoved up her pus- ok I'm going to far.. back to the story! So what did peaches do? She ate her poop in the toilet. Put she got hungery again! She she went to the market. At the market she found a little person named Kokichi so she took him home and fried him and tried to eat him, but then Kokichi started talking! He said "please don't eat me!" But peaches heard him so she put him out of her mouth and they ate alphabet soup together. The end.