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An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do? "

The doctor replies, " try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, standing 15 feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond keep moving closer , asking her the question until she hears you. "

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 15 feet behind her and says, "what's for dinner, honey? " no responds. He moves 10 feet behind her and asks again -- no response. Five feet, no response.

Finally, he stand directly behind her and asks, "honey, what's for dinner?"

She says, " FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN! "

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