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A 65 year old women gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

" May we see the baby? " one asked.

"not yet," says the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while. "

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "may we see the new baby now? "

" no not yet, " says the mother.

Another few minutes later , they asked again, " May we see the baby now? "

"No, not yet." Said the mother

Growing very impatient, they asked, "well when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES! " she told them.

" WHEM HE CRIES?!" They demanded to know why. " Why do we have to wait until he cries?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!"

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