A 65 year old women gave birth to a baby boy.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
" May we see the baby? " one asked.
"not yet," says the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while. "
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "may we see the new baby now? "
" no not yet, " says the mother.
Another few minutes later , they asked again, " May we see the baby now? "
"No, not yet." Said the mother
Growing very impatient, they asked, "well when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES! " she told them.
" WHEM HE CRIES?!" They demanded to know why. " Why do we have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!"
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