❝︎ 𝙈𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 . ❞︎ ━︎━︎ 𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒

Ⅱ︎『︎𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚』︎Ⅱ︎

Ship; reddie

Smut

By reddieforlove on Ao3

Eddie has a problem. To fix it, he goes to extreme measures and calls a phone sex hotline. Little does he know that the person who he matches up with will change everything.
Part two

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Six full days passed before Eddie found the time and worked up the nerve to call again. He had talked himself in and out of it several times, wondering just how odd it made him to call into a phone sex hotline just to talk. But then again, he wasn't sure they were only going to talk this time. The same woman, Tracy apparently, answered when he dialed, going through the same list of rules.

"What kind of experience would you like today?"

"Um, I actually want extension 629, if that's okay?" he asked.

"Let me check," she said, pausing for a few moments. "It's your lucky day. He's available."

Eddie sighed with relief as she transferred him over, crossing his legs beneath him where he sat on his bed. He felt a little more relaxed in a pair of old red shorts and a loose faded t-shirt. It was all part of his determination to push himself even more than he did last time. The music didn't play for as long this time.

"Hello, hello, hello."

Eddie's face broke into a smile at Richie's greeting.

"Hi Richie," he said.

"Well would you look who it is, Eddie Spaghetti himself."

Eddie's eyebrows rose of their own accord.

"I'm sorry, what did you just call me?"

"You heard me," Richie said, sounding like he was grinning.

"Where did you even come up with that?" Eddie asked.

"It rolls off the tongue, babe," he said.

Eddie scoffed, shaking his head.

"Absolutely no one else in the world would come up with that," he said.

"Well that just goes to show that I'm one of a kind," Richie said, sounding pretty satisfied by that.

"Because this dimension would collapse if there were more?" Eddie asked.

"Yowza! Who knew you had some spice in you, cutie?"

Eddie couldn't help but smile again.

"Everyone has layers," he shrugged.

Richie let out a laugh.

"So how are you on this fine day?" he asked.

Eddie casted a doubtful look towards his window, where he could see the rain coming down in heavy drops.

"Fine?" Eddie repeated.