morning routine

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okay this isnt like "oh this is my morning routine el oh el so yeah copy this and u will be fab" no this is like when people screw with my morning routine.

so my little sister (aka BornToNeverEnd) likes to take showers in the morning. like good 4 u ok thats great personal hygiene im so proud of you.

but she likes to take them at 6:30 ish which is when i wake up and i go to the bathroom first because i have to pee and i do my hair, makeup, etc. in there

so it takes me like 5-10 minutes to actually get out of bed so by the time im out of bed, i cant get into the bathroom becuase that little biscuit is already taking a shower. dammit.

it sucks it really does.

but lets not even talk about when my sisters dont knock on the door when im doing my makeup

so i look like a retarded whale when i put on my makeup because thats how life works for me. so when my sisters dont knock on the bathroom door and just barge in, im just like "ABORT ABORT ABORT" bc i look like a clown. it really messes with my system.

but heres what really just tickles my peaches. WHEN IM PUTTING ON CLOTHES AND MY SISTERS JUST OPEN MY DOOR.

THERE. IS. A. SYSTEM.

plus im like naked wtf are you even doing

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