imma smack you some hazbin scenarios i had in my mind for a long time--
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Alastor: " Help! Poor Husker passed out because of too much intake on his booze! I need to call 911 but number 9 isn't working!!!
Angel Dust: " Turn the phone upside down and press 6!"
Alastor: " Marvelous idea my effeminate fellow!"
Husk: * wakes up * " What the fuck."
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Angel Dust, handing phone to Vaggie: " It's your girlfriend."
Vaggie: " Charlie isn't my girlfriend!"
Vaggie, on the phone: " Hey babe."
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( Angel Dust and Y/N arguing )
Angel Dust: " Go fuck yourself, Y/N!"
Y/N: " Fuck me yourself, you coward!"
Charlie: ...
Vaggie: ...
Alastor: ...
Husk: ...
Niffty: ...
Angel Dust: ...
Angel Dust: " Gladly."
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Charlie: * yawns *, " I'm sleepy..."
Vaggie: " You can lay on my shoulder, if you want to..."
Angel Dust: " I'm sleepy too-"
Alastor: " Go find a bed, stupid."
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Y/N: * stares at Sir Pentious *
Sir Pentious: * grins *, " You can't look away, can't you princess? My handsome, gorgeous face-"
Y/N: * walking away *
Sir Pentious: " W-wait! Y/N WAIT!"
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Angel Dust: " I love you with all my boobs."
Y/N: " Why boobs?"
Angel Dust: " Cause my boobs are bigger than my heart."
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Vaggie, going shopping with them: " Does this outfit make me look short?"
Angel Dust: " No, but standing next to me makes you look short."
Hazbin crew: * wHeEze *
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Cherri Bomb, making an account and types ' Y/N' as her password.
