Gods in middle school

Welcome!

Hello, my dearest friends. I am the narrator. I narrate gargantuan events and forgotten histories of when there was only one continent full of magic, or, in this case- when the gods were banished to middle school!

But before we get started on any of that, it shall be my responsibility to make you aware of this situation.

You must have heard of the age of the titans. Aeons ago, they used to rule before the gods, and their king was the cruel titan- Kronos.
I mean... the guy was a messed up kid okay! His freaking mother (Gaia) gave him a sickle to end his goddamned father! (see what I did there? no? okay...)

Anyhow! Kronos said yeet to his fathers' testicles and hurled them into the sea! Woohooo!! *heavy sarcasm*
so, after that, due to this union, the goddess Aphrodite was born.
Ehhh... blame it on the messed up parenting...

Once that was all over and done, Kronos got married to Rhea and they lived happily ever after!

Ha! you thought!

After he was married to Rhea, He came to know of an age changing prophecy. He was told he would be overthrown by his children, so he ate three of his kids- Hestia, Demeter and Hera.

The rest of his children- Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades- were hidden away in a cave by the good guy, aka- Rhea.

Yeah, you know how an angry mother gets when her crazy husband gobbled up his three children like some psycho. So she decided to protect her remaining three by hiding them away. Totally normal!

Ya so then they grew up. I mean... obviously, and then they decided to overthrow their father! Big surprise! I mean, which other sane children shall not want to cut up their father and get rid of him by throwing him into Tartarus!? (yeah we're getting to that exciting bit, but my boss will kill me if I don't tell you what happened in between)

Long story short, they tricked their father into vomiting up their sisters, stole his weapons and attacked which gave Zeus time to sneak attack with lightning. They did all the chopping up into pieces and throwing into Tartarus and shit. so once this donkey of a titan was gone, the Cyclopes and Giants rose in power, and the Olympians defeated the titans.

turned out that these gods were not... the fittest and most educated to rule...

SO! Prometheus decided to help the gods aka the rulers of this new and great era, to educate themselves and learn about their new responsibility to rule humankind. (an accidental Zeus creation. I mean we can all already see we're mistakes so...)

Hence why Prometheus found no other choice but to send them to middle school. Taught and tempered by the best, these beginner gods shall learn how to rule the world and act as they are expected.

Their journey shall be long and full of learning, romance and action!

They shall become the best of their godly selves!

...I think.