Gods in middle school

First Day- Poseidon

Posiedon was actually looking forward to this. He thought of acting as a mere mortal and going to school, will give him a much-needed break from the godly stuff. Besides, it's only for one year! "Attention, Gods," Said, Nightshade the nymph (Zeus's girlfriend) "I have some bad news, we may be stuck in middle school forever if we don't play our role as the gods we are, Thank You! Please proceed to your classes". "What does that even mean?!" he thought. "Oh, and by the way, it means how you are supposed to act like in the future aeons later" Nightshade yelled in the microphone. Poseidon has always been suspicious about her, he didn't know why, but that nymph sure is suspicious. 

His next class was getting to know each other. Poseidon had known most of his siblings well, except for Hera she came out of Kronos when he and his brothers had passed out. He had already finished his class, he was obviously adored by the girls. Whenever he walked in front of them the goddesses and the nymphs stared in awe. Since he was looking so handsome the whole school was loving it! He was ready to ask Aphrodite on a date. She's going to be so lucky to have a guy like Poseidon as a boyfriend.

  Aphrodite has always been gorgeous. Her eyes always change colour, her brown hair had rainbow highlights, middle-school style. Her dresses changed according to her mood.

When he reached and asked her on a date, a second later everyone started laughing. "What?" He yelled. He then saw Aphrodite running away in shame.

Posiedon was puzzled, he was there, clueless. Hera came forward, snickering- she told him to check the mirror. When he was in the boy's bathroom he checked in the mirror and saw his handsome face. He then noticed, with all this commotion he hadn't realized he wore a cap with a fish on his head!