Full On Crack

Special #3 Crack Vines/Memes

Woah I just want to say thank you to everyone that's been enjoying my crack. I looked and saw we reached top 4 ranking in Narancia, crazy right?
I know these little a/n get annoying but
I can never thank you guys enough.
I'm sure after this the story will be at 100 votes along with possibly over 700 views.
I'll be adding a suggestion chapter a little later after this is posted,
I encourage you guys to drop requests/suggestions on that chapter as I continue to write the "main plot" for this story which I'll begin to label chapters now that specials are being posted.

Without further ado,
Anyways enjoy uwu

These are inspired/based off vines/memes I've stumbled across, some which were made within my crack mind—

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Mista: It's nerf
Mista: *cocks it back*
Mista: Or nothin.
Mista: *proceeds to shoot as the nerf dart ricochets back into his eye socket*

(Y/n): Mista? Mista? *proceeds to shake his body*
(Y/n): oh my fucking god he's fucking dead—

Bruno: bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna~
Bruno: Look at Diavolo crying for his mama~
Giorno/Bruno: bItCh LaSaGnA! BiTcH lAsAgnA—!
(Y/n): *dabbing in the background*

Bruno: Okay you know what?! You're in time out!!!
(Y/n): *proceeding to climb on top of the fridge* tHis HoUsE iS a FuCkInG NIGHTMARE—!!!

Abbacchio: We in this bitch, *tongue pops*, about to get drunk—
Mista: *wiggles eyebrows* Eyebrows on fleek, da fuk—

(Y/n): *does a cool trick*
Narancia: *in awe* oh my gawd...oH mY gAwD! She on X-Games or something.

Narancia: I'm in me mums car, vroom vroom.
Bruno: Get out my car.
Narancia/(Y/n): aweeeee.....

Bruno: why the fuck you lyinnnng
Bruno: why you always lyinnng?
Bruno: *licks (Y/n)'s cheek* mMmM Oh my god.
Bruno: Stop. Fucking. Lyinnng—

(Y/N): It's the Fourth Of July....
Mista: no....
(Y/n): yeah you know it's true....
Mista: stop....
(Y/n): *leans over* the colors of the flag....
Mista: please god have mercy—
(Y/n): are rED WHITE AND BLUE! *dabs*
Mista: *screams*

Giorno: Twerk Team~!
Gang: *proceeds to throw it back while flexing*
(Y/n)/Trish: *watches from the balcony while nodding*

Fugo: I love you bitch *strums guitar*
(Y/n): oh my god....
Fugo: I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

Trish: Gurl what's wrong~?
(Y/n): My man ain't shit~
Trish: Why you ain't leave em~?
(Y/n): Cause bitch, dick too bomb— 👌

(Y/n): Hey, hit that whip~
Narancia: *turns around and whips*
(Y/n): Oooo
Mista: *joins in and nae nae's*
(Y/n): Ohhhhh
Fugo: *proceeds to whip and nae nae*
(Y/n): damnnnnnnn

(Y/n): look at all those civilians.
(Y/n): *proceeds to point out all the stand users*

Trish: *on the phone* And they were roommates!
Abbacchio: oh my god they were roommates 🙄

(Y/n): Officer I just have one question for you.
Abbacchio: ?
(Y/n): *throws hand down towards the ground* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE?!

Narancia: I'm drinking ah, Mt Dew past midnight.
Narancia: I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
Narancia: *pained smile* I-I don't give a shit—

(Y/n): *unwrapping Xmas present from Abbacchio* it's a dog collar!
Bruno: *intensively glares at him*
(Y/n): thanksssssss 💗

Abbacchio: ....what.
(Y/n): yOuR nOt My DaD—! ugly ass—go tf aWaY—

Narancia: Road work ahead?! Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

Abbacchio: Alright lets tell each other secrets about ourselves.
Giorno: Ah—
Abbacchio: I'm going to go first.
Giorno: ....
Abbacchio: I. Hate. You.

(Y/n): Hey dad what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Abbacchio: You're my biggest regret.
(Y/n): ....Nacho cheese.

Bruno: What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?
Abbacchio: *runs and smacks child (y/n) to the ground*

Fugo: you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Narancia: *eyes sparkle* we going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?!
Fugo: No—

Mista: So, you hanging out with those Morioh boys now!
(Y/n): M-Mista! I-it's not what you think it is!
Mista: I won't hesitate bitch *pulls out gun and starts shooting*
(Y/n): *terrified shrieking*

Giorno: Hey what's your computer password?
Abbacchio: I hate you I hate you go die.
Giorno: *types it in* That didn't work.
Abbacchio: 🤨
Giorno: . . . O h.

(Y/n): *beat up and limping* Hey guys just walking home from a mission
(Y/n): Uh, if you want to come and kidnap me
(Y/n): Please do
(Y/n): Because I don't want to fight Stand users anymore—

Mista: *carrying an open umbrella inside*
(Y/n): Mista. That's bad luck.
Mista: o h f u c k—

Narancia: I'm going to count to 5!
Fugo: Okay 🙄
Narancia: 1!
Fugo: 👀
Narancia: uh....
Fugo: 🤨
Narancia: . . .
Fugo: You don't know what comes after 1 do you? 😑
Narancia: N-no....🥺

Giorno: You may now kiss the bride
Narancia: *says out loud*
"*nuzzles & kisses*"
(Y/n): *says out loud*
"XD"
Rest of the gang: wtf just happened—

Giorno: A potato flew around my room before you came—
(Y/n)/Giorno: *unholy screaming at intensifying flying potato*

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Anyways hoped you guys enjoyed 🥰
Maybe I'll do more of these if requested with other JoJo parts lol