... I love that band so much. Just...
They make video game parody songs, including 2 Pokemon ones, one for Super Smash Bros, and ever a Minecraft one which is hilarious! But...
THEY MADE A METAL GEAR SONG.
And so I present to you...
The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid.
Danny: Hello, and welcome to another episode of Talking Video Games. *clapping* We continue today in our series of Games with Simple Plots. Guests, please introduce yourselves and tell us the plots of your games.
Chef: I'm de Chef, from Burger Time! I make-de burgers! *clapping*
Centipede: Hello, I'm Centipede. I just kind of move down the screen. *clapping*
Snake: Hey, I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid. My game's got a pretty simple story.
Danny: Snake, I don't see your name on the list.
Snake: Ah, my friend Cloud Strife told me to come on this show and talk about-
Danny: Oh God no.
Snake: It was the distant future of 2005,
all I wanted to do was chill out and retire
But genetically enhanced renegades named FOXHOUND
stole a bunch of nukes and s*** on lockdown!
Danny: Okay, were past our time limit Snake!
Snake: Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
before they start a nuclear conflict. What a bunch of jerks!
Danny: You're a bag of d***s.
Snake: I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys.
They shared top secrets and suddenly dies
Of two heart attacks right out of thin air, both within five minutes!
Danny: OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE!
Snake; Then I met Meryl, a hot box of rocks
And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot,
But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away!
You know, normal s*** that happens every day!
Danny: Listen Snake, there must've been a mistake!
On this show, you gotta get right to the point of your game!
Like the ship from Galaga.
Galaga: Hi, I shoot stuff in space?
Danny: And this car from Home Position.
Car: I'm a car!
Danny: That's great!
You know, we've been through this before with your boy Cloud Strife...
And he talked so long I contemplated ending my life.
So let's keep things nice and simple like like the hero over there
From the Atari Game Adventure!
Atari Thing: I'M LITERALLY JUST A YELLOW SQUARE!
Snake: WHO CARES?!
We tried real hard to find a mech named REX
Then the ninja came back and it mixed like Chex!
It was Grey Fox, then I fought Vulcan Raven
A big motherf****** Alaskan shaman!
I killed that guy, but before he died,
He said Meryl liked me, I almost cried!
She's a little hotty-pants, ooh yeah!
Danny: It would be so great if you died right now.
Snake: I killed Sniper Wolf, who was absurdly hot
And then murdered three guys and an evil robot!
'Till Liquid Snake and I were left alone
He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
Then he died of a virus, I'm thinkin' fast!
Meryl saved us!
Danny: I don't give a frog's fat a**!!
Snake: But we saved the day, till the seven-year hitch!
And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear, B****!!
Danny: Listen Snake, I've taken all I can take
Just because a game is simple, doesn't mean that it's lame!
Tell the kid from Paper Boy.
Kid: Yo, I deliver those papes!
Danny: The guy from Elevator Action-
Guy: I ride elevators.
Danny: OKAY!
Dear God, why can't I just have a simple panel of guests
Who can say their plots in fourty f****** minutes or less?
Now just watch me say before you make me wish for a gun
I'll summarize your game and show you how this s*** is really mother******* DOOOOONNEEE!
How it's mother******* DOOOOONNNNNEEE!
You sneak around and save the world. THE END! My God, can I get a replacement guest with a simple plot, please?
Sora: Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts!
Danny: NooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TADA! I hope that was entertaining. If you couldn't tell, that was the lyrics. XD
MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
-Gemini :)
