"That's not a refinery, that's a zombie factory," Murphy said
"Well no shit," I said rolling my eyes at Murphy.
"Franking zombies," 10k said from behind me
"They must want something really bad," Charlie said
"Don't we all," I said after spitting
"Y/n🤦🏼♀️. They want that sound. It's like bees to honey," Cassandra said
"Or like zombies to shit," Murphy said
"Or like Murphy to liquor. Hehehehe," I laughed
"You're a bitch. You know that," Murphy said being extremely rude
"Loud and proud," I smiled right back at him pissing him off even more.
"Did you know about this," Warren asked that guy who looks like a man whore.
"All the easy gas is all gone," The guy said
"You're an idiot," I said taking another drink from my liquor
"You don't have to be so mean sweetheart," the guy said winking at me
"Wait what?! Sweet tarts!! Where?!" I yelled jumping from my sitting position
"*sigh* sometimes I wonder about you Y/n," Doc said
"Hehe, never heard that one before," I laughed still drinking
"So what's the brilliant plan? Die? Get eaten? Go home early," Murphy asked being the smart ass he is
"What's that smell!" Addy asked
"Oh sorry that was me," I laughed
"No not that," Addy sighs
"That's zombies and gasoline. Both highly flammable. So not fire arms of any kind," Charlie said
Damnnnn why you gotta be like that Charlie?
"So I can't use this," I asked pulling a golden dessert eagle out of no where
"Where the hell did you get that from?!" Doc asked freaking out
"A magician never reveals their secrets," I said before basically passing out
"Well she's wasted," Doc said
"Nah. She's sober as of right now," Murphy said giving me the death glare.
Damn Murphy what the hell did I ever do to you? Besides cheating in poker, blackmailing you, ruin your relationship with your past girlfriends, and stealing your liquor.
I basically did nothing to you!
"Okay? Anyways, how do you want to handle this," Warren asked Charlie
"First we gotta shut off whatever is making that noise," Charlie instructed us
"I got just the plan," I said getting up
"I'm actually kinda scared to hear this but, what is it?," Charlie questioned with a worried look on his face
"I can distract them with my sexy looks," I posed
They just looked at me like I was drunk.
"Yeah. She's wasted," Mack said
"Whatever, Mr. Pretty boy," I said falling back again
"Anyways, first we gotta shut off whatever is making that noise," Charlie started
"Okay, must be a pipe of some kind. But where," Warren asked
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