DNI: PROSHIPPERS, FUJOSHIS, FUDANSHIS, MAPS, ZOOS, HOMOPHOBES, DREAM SMP STANS
I've always been anxious on making one of these, but I think now is a good time to finally get the idea off of the ground!
For anyone who's read Short Stories or Something, it's basically the same concept, but with ships: short, one-shot stories for multiple fandoms, mostly ones I am in. Some are unironic, and some aren't. And if there's a story that becomes more than a one-shot, then it becomes its own book (such as The Fall of Askr, whose first two installments came from the short stories collection).
However, with this, I'm completely open to requests! Of course, this comes with rules:
1. No pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, usage of real people (i.e., shipping Scott the Woz x Vince Young unironically), canon abusive relationships (i.e., Catradora), or the sexualization of minors. I don't care if it's a wlw or mlm ship. I won't fault fujoshi who think that way, since I used to be one myself, but I hope they grow to realize that being a fujo isn't okay at all. Also unless it's ironic or both become on an equal level/state at the end, no spectrophilia.
2. I'm not against LGBT+ ships (I'm part of the community myself), so long as they fit the criteria above.
3. Like with the short story book, the ship can be a legitimate ship or a crackship. I love both, so I don't care if you request one. With crackships, I'm open to some of the restrictions, since it's not supposed to be taken seriously (i.e. shipping Scott the Woz x Vince Young ironically).
4. If I'm not familiar with the fandom or the characters, please don't get mad at me for their interpretation.
5. You can request AU or headcanon stuff as well. I'll do my best to follow it.
6. As of now, no unironic smut since I'm not good at writing it. Usually it works out better in crackships because, y'know, it's bad on purpose.
7. x Readers are fine, but not "please do [celebrity, fictional character, etc.] x [me]"
8. Requests are to be done on this chapter, though rule 10 is also an option :)
9. Some requests will take longer to make than others, so please be patient. I also have some one-shots of my own, so there might be a delay. I am making these in the order I get them requested.
10. You can also request via private DM and I can make your request anonymous, if that's what you want.
11. I have the right not to write everything you request if you ask for multiple pairings, as well as the right to say no to your request in general.
I don't really know if this counts as a rule, but when you request a one-shot, please specify the fandom and characters [i.e. if it's a Pokémon ship, don't just say "Diodeshipping", say "Ash x Clemont (Diodeshipping)"].
Anyways, please enjoy, and request away!