benny please don't kill me for writing this it was 3:00 AM
No one's POV:
"Ack! Iwa-chan! Not now!" Oikawa yelped. You see, Iwazumi was mad at Oikawa for eating all of his rice. So, to get payback, Iwazumi swore to embarrass Oikawa to the fullest.
"But I want to kiss you." Iwazumi replied with a smirk.
"Oh, sure you do! This has nothing to do with the rice."
"It doesn't."
"Mmhmm." Oikawa raised his eyebrows at his beloved 'Iwa-chan'. So Iwazumi kissed him.
"Stop it Iwa-chan!"
"What are you gonna do about it Crappykawa?"
"Hmm. As your team captain," Oikawa grinned, "I will enforce that all of your extra time will be used for running laps! Oh, and you have cleaning duty!"
"SICK! Thanks Oikawa-San!" Hanamakki exclaimed. It was supposed to be his turn for cleaning duty this week.
Mattsun giggles and grins at me.
"I hate you."
"Aww I love you too~!" Oikawa giggled.
Oikawa's POV:
Well that was fun! I got to make fun of Iwa-chan and get good food out of it! Why was Mattsun so excited that Makki was free though?
"Hey." ACK! Oh goodness, it's just Iwa-chan.
OH GOODNESS! It's just Iwa-chan! Uh oh!
"Stop looking for the exitsl. It's weird."
"Okay fine!" I stand up to face him. Bad decision really.
Iwa-chan leans into the groove of my neck and slowly starts to nibble of my ear.
"Iwa-chan! Stop it! Thats not fu-haAh!" Owww! He bit my neck. Stupid vampire.
"Don't let anyone see that." Iwa-chan whispered into my ear.
"Ok! Fine! But you still have to do the extra laps so chop chop!"
Iwa-chan and I slowly make our way down to the clubroom. I wish that we took longer. The sight that met our eyes was a most horrific scene.
Makki and Mattsun were just standing there. Oh did mention that they were also making out! On my locker! Eww!
"M-makki?" The only response I got was a light moan.
"Mattsun?"
"Mmngghh, Issei-" EWWW!
"Iwa-Chan make it stop" I turn to my right to face Iwa-chan, but he's already looking at me.
"Oh right." He looks at me with an empty look. "MAKKI, MATTSUN! THIS IS NOT A LOVE SUITE!" I hear a final 'haah' and the a large 'HOLY SHI-' before I point at the door.
Makki leans in on his way out.
"I might be a little sore at practice tomorrow~" I'm gonna send Mad Dog on that little twerp! Maybe Iwa-chan and Mad Dog would be able to knock some sense into them.
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