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Jack sat on the couch, playing some games, Anti came on.
"W̡͏̸͘h̸̡̧͝a̛t͏̷̕͞'ch͝͏a̸̶̧͜ ҉͢͢d͏o͏̢i̷͝ǹ̡g̀́͟͏͘?͏̸͜" Anti asked sitting down on another couch.
"Just playing video games." He picked up his cup. Anti looked at him in disgust.
"S̵t̶̶̡̢̛o̸̸p̡͝͡ ͏̶̵̕͜t͡h̷̴͜a̡̧̛͜͡t." He demanded, Jack stopped his cups course to look at Anti.
"What?" Anti growled a bit.
"Ho̧ļd̢͜͞i̴͘n̛g̨ ̶͟c̕͢͝͡u҉̸҉̧͠p͏̀͜s͜ ҉̸̢͟͢l҉̶͘͠͝ik̷̢̧̛ę̕ ̵̢t̵̶͞h̴̸̢̢͟a͘͜t̷̡̧." Jack looked at his hand with the cup and cocked his brow a bit. He looked at Anti.
"Why do you people have a problem with the way I hold cups, I have a valid reason to hold my cups this way."
"Ņ̀͞o͢͜҉r͢͞ma̸̶͏͠l̴̷̨ ̸̷̶̛p̧̡͠e͟ò̵̶̡̨p̷̡l̢͜͢͡͞e͏̴̨͜͢ ̨́d̀o̧͘n҉'̧̀t̷̡͟͟ ̢́͢h̡o̧l͟҉̸̸͘d̡ ͏ç̛̀͘͟ừ͠͞p̵̨͘s̶͘ ̸̨̛͢͟lik̢e͜ t̢́h̶҉̶a҉t̵͢!" Jack gesture to Anti and the egos rooms.
"Well if you hadn't realized, I'm not normal."
"P͘l̵͘é̀͝as͏͝͡͡҉ę̶̵͜͠,̸͠ ̸͘h̵͢o͜͢͢l̷̛͏̵͟d̛̛́͜͡ ͘͘yo͡u͢r̶̢͡҉͜ ̴̀͟͡҉c̷҉̢҉͜ù̸͘͜p̴ ̵̨͞n̷͝o̸҉͟͜r̵̨͟͝͞m̸̴͘͜͞a͝҉̧͡ļ̶̛͘͡l҉ỳ̶̴̵͜!̵̢"
"No! Shut up!" Anti left the room grumbling about how stupid Jack is, then he got a idea.
"You want us to do what?" Jackie gave the demon a odd look. All the septic egos, except Jack, were gathered in Anti's room, discussing a plan Anti made.
"Ẃ͢͜͠e̴͢҉͘͟ ̴̶̛̀n̢͢ę̷͞ȩ̷̷̀d ̨t͘͠҉͟o̸͜͜͞ ̷̸̶̕͟h̢͘͘͢͞o̵̵͡ĺ̶͜d ͟҉̵cư̵͜͠p̷̀ś̨ ͡҉̷̨į̵̴̨n҉ ͝͞҉th̀̕e̡̨̕͡͝ ̸̸̧w̵͜e͘҉̧į̀͢҉r҉̢́̕d̡ę҉sţ̸ ́͘w̷҉a̵͝y͏̧́ ͡͏̶̕pos̶s͞í̶̢̕͘b̷l̸͏e͘͠,̡ át̷̴̀̀ ̨l͏e҉̧́͘á͟͟s̷̀͘͘͞ţ̵͡ ̷̛͢͡'t҉̀i͢l̛l̶̛͜͞ ̷̶́͜͡I̵͝ ̨͘͢s̛͏a҉̧̕͡ỳ̴̧̛ ̶̸̧̀s̛̀͜o.̵̴̴̨́".
"Ok, how are you going to hold your cup?" Chase pointed out. Anti glitched a cup into his hand and held the cup with his fingers in the glass, if there was any liquid in the glass, his fingers would be submerged. He got looks of disgust from everyone. He had a smile of success on his face.
"Vell, I'll enjoy zhis little game of yours, Anti." Schneep said, already thinking of how he would hold his cup.
"I guess I'm in." Jackie says, Chase, JJ, and Marvin all Nod in a agreement.
"T͡h̡͜͜i̴͏̶n̸̷͠ķ́͡ ́͝ov̕é̢͘ŗ̶ ̴̨̕ǹ̸̀i̧g̶͜ht̢ ̡̕͜h̵ow̵͜͞ ỳ͘o̴̢ư̧'͡l͢l̸ h̸̵̛o̧l̶d̨̨ ̨̀u͠p͞ ̢́y҉o̢͘͟u̵r e̛͢n̷͟d ͝͞҉ơf̵ ̷th́̀͞e̢̛͠ ̶͞ḑ҉̕ea̕҉͢l̡̛,́͝ i̧͏t͞ g̢͠ǫ͞e̷̶̷s̵͏ i͘͘͝nt҉͟o àcti̵̶͠o̸ń to̸͟mór͠row." The nod and head to their separate rooms.
"Ok, what am I going to do?" Jackie asked himself. He scrolled through Google, then he saw the greatest picture.
"Perfect."
Jack woke up and headed to the kitchen to make coffee. He wasn't surprised to see Schneep already awake.
"Morning zhe good doctah!" Schneep chuckled.
"Morning my favorite patient." He picked up his coffee but not with his hand.
"Ummm? Doc?" He looked up at him.
"Vhat?" He had his mug between tongs.  He shook his head, Anti came in he got orange juice and a glass. He poured in the drink and shoved his fingers in the liquid to hold the drink. Jack gives him a disgusting look and he ignores him as he sits down next to the German. Chase comes in and grabs his mug, he held it at the top, hand around the top edge. Jack felt uneasy. Marvin comes in and also grabs a orange juice. He held his hand upside down and held the drink with his hand, it looked uncomfortable. Jamie came in and grabbed his teacup, Jack breathed a sigh of relief. Jamie is not crazy, then he put. His hand backward and held his teacup like that.
'are they all going insane?' Jack thought to himself. Jackie walked in.
"H̡èy ̶͘J҉͘ac̷̛͡k̡͢i̴̢͞e͝,̧͡ ͠w͡a҉n͘͢t͘ a̶̕ ̷͏̢d̸̨͘r̡͝ink̡?" Jackie held up his hand.
"No thanks, I have my own." He picked up a Styrofoam cup and jammed his hand into the side of the cup. It's contents spilling out. Jack looked at them straight face.
"I hate you all." They all died laughing.
For whatever reason everyone gets upset with the way Jack holds cups, thought it be funny!

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