So today is Christmas Eve Eve ( :P ), and I decided I just had to vent about something. ( warning: this is gonna be kinda long )
I love Christmas, don't get me wrong. I mean why wouldn't you. And I don't wanna seem like a downer or anything, but... I think I've found something that I hate about Christmas, that just drives me crazy, and I'm probably not the only one that has this opinion.
I elfin ( see what I'm doin? ) hate those little Elf on a Shelf dolls, okay? And I hate how people find them appealing and "cute" and whatever the elf.
I don't care what anyone says about them. I hate them, and they're evil. And I cannot be the only one that thinks that. I'm not crazy O_o
I hate them. With a passion. They're evil, and creepy, and I don't know why anyone would like them.
I mean, I hate all dolls in general, and I always have, but I specifically hate these. Why? Oh just because they can follow you and they elf up peoples' houses.
My mom has a friend, and her kids have a little Elf on a Shelf doll. And she told me that every once in a while, the doll is in a different place in the house, in a different position, and she friggen said it like it's no big deal.
O_o
Like, if I had that, I don't even think my parents would do anything. What the elf?! You guys don't know these things are probably possessed or something?!
It's common sense! If a doll moves every now and then, it is not "cute", it's creepy, and you should burn it, and call someone!
Also, this girl I know ( she's my... *thinking in my head* :/... Dad's friend's daughter ) has one, and her parents think it's freaking adorable, and it like, moves around and ish. Like what the elf.
Anyone reading this who thinks these things are "cute" in any way, needs to
1. Have someone slap some sense into them
And 2. Watch this video
At first I thought it was a joke, but if you watch the ending.... Doesn't really look like a joke :/
