So we were talking about drugs and alcohol abuse in school today, and I kept making all these really bad jokes.
Teacher: people always do drugs in high school.
Me: yeah you know they don't call it high school for nothing.
Teacher: can you survive without your liver? No, you can't.
Me: Yeah they don't call it a liver for nothing.
Giovanna: oh my gosh stop it
Me: I guess you could say I'm on a roll... You know like a roll of-
Giovanna: stop
