Vocaloid Oneshots

Holy Shit-

Miku is scared of her newfound home. The people are weird, the drives are weird,  but yet it's nice in a weird way. She wanted to go home. She wanted to go home and get her driver's license. She wanted to go home and see if they had that leek flavored Ravioli in stock. But, on the bright side, Miku had friends, but on the bad side, no leek flavored Ravioli. 

Meiko, Kaito, Luka, Rin, and Len all went to record, leaving Miku alone in her thoughts. Miku, out of nowhere looked for the utensil cabinet, organized rows of utensils in order cause that what we do nowadays. Miku picked up all the knives and forks, she kept her grip tightly. Miku began throwing knives and forks at the door! FUCK! SHIT! MIKU YOU LITTLE BITCH!

"Narrators can be so cruel" Miku sighed, a few minutes after throwing very dangerous and sharp utensils, a door in the wall opened. "I wonder where this leads," Miku spoke to herself. "Author, you are WRITE here" Miku laughed at her own pun. ALSO, I KNOW THAT! And no more puns. Miku stepped into the entrance that was emitting purple light, She felt herself...falling? Miku was falling!? If I'm still writing than that must mean I'm falling to FUCK!

Miku fell into a room with nothing more than two mirrors. The mirror on the right had Rin's face, the Left had Len's face. "You must answer 3 riddles," They said in unison. "Ok..." Miku sighed, rolling her eyes. "I am shy, only moving when you do not see, made of stone, and nothing more. What am I?" Rin asked. "A moving statue?" Miku held a finger to her temple. "CORRECT!" Rin yelled.

 "I have a beautiful voice, but looks I have not. I do harm, one way to win a battle with me is a mirror to see my true self. What might I be?" Len asked, who just got confused of his own riddle. "I studied about these in History, Siren correct?" Miku said. Rin nodding. 

"I fly with my wings, I am bigger than a bug, yet bigger than the bird, bigger than a tree, bigger than a castle, I breathe a flaming substance from my mouth. What am I?" The twins asked in unison. Miku pondered about this for 20 minutes tho the answer was obvious. "Dragon?" Miku asked. "CORRECT!" Rin yelled again. "Y-You may go through" Len sighed in defeat.

An entrance that emitted more purple light opened right under Miku, as she fell she wondered why Len didn't stutter on his riddle, 'Oh well' Miku thought to herself. She fell onto another platform that seemed to have a trapdoor like Rin and Len's room did. 

"IN ORDER TO PASS," A scary voice echoes through the room "YOU MUST BEAT ME IN...CHESS!" The scary voice turns out to be Kaito using a voice changer for some odd reason. Kaito was a..chess piece? Miku stepped onto the board and saw Luka as chess pieces and more Kaito's as chess pieces. Miku made the first move "Ok, now it is your turn." Miku looked in the Luka's and Kaito's direction. Kaito tried moving, but he and Luka ended up dancing, allowing Miku to win.

After that fall Miku was getting used to, a big door with Meiko's face on it appeared. "I am your final obstacle. I will be harder to pass than the others." Meiko said. Meiko's door handle was attached to her nose, like a nosering. "Ok." Miku looked at Meiko. "You will have to answer THREE riddles-" Meiko said. "Already did that." Miku interrupted. "Than, you will have to challenge me to a game of chess!-" Meiko stated, before being interrupted again "Already did that too, got anything else?" Miku asked. "N-No, you may pass." Meiko sighed in defeat. Miku pulled on Meiko's doorknob. "Ow! HEY!" Meiko yelled at Miku as she was leaving.

Miku fell through the purple light again, and-

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She's back. In the mansion. In her bed. She heads downstairs and throws utensils at the entrance again. The door opens back up, she didn't step inside, however, she saw it was emitting black light this time, she looked down and saw something. Creepy. Crawling. Nightmare fuel. Coming out, it had bright yellow eyes, stuck in a permanent smile.

Miku was doing everything in her power to shut the door or slow it down. She was slowing it down by throwing utensils down at it, but that made it become angry. It went faster and faster and faster until it reached the top, Miku was at a loss for words, she tried escaping the house. Front door. Locked. She ran into her bedroom and tried countless times to open the window. She remembered she had a balcony that had no lock. She closed her bedroom door and she blocked with as many things as she could carry.

Bang.

Bang. 

Bang. 

The monster is trying to open up the door, she opens the balcony door, by that time the monster has managed to open the door. She jumped from the balcony only to awake in the hospital. She looked at the other Vocaloids. "The monster was just Kaito's pet ice cream Miku." Meiko laughed, Miku and the others joined. Wow, Miku you sure do overreact.

"Shuddup author"

Fine, fine.

Miku and the Author finally get along.