Vocaloid Oneshots

Fukase Drinks Some Milk

Fukase drinks some milk.

But it turned out it had orange and bananas in it.

"Rin, Len!" Fukase casually yelled to them that were on the other side of the room. "What, Fukase!?" They yelled back at him in unison, not even questioning how he became a Vocaloid or got into the mansion "There are oranges and bananas in my milk!" Fukase yelled back, even though they were in the same room. "Well, we're SO-RRY!" Rin an' Len yelled back.

"What's with all the yelling guys?" Piko and Oliver came down. "Rin and Len put bananas and oranges in my milk!" Fukase yelled, pointing at the twins "I'm gonna go get Meiko-san involved. I'm only 14, I don't know how to deal with this." Piko shrugged and went upstairs to get Meiko. "Maybe you two should just apologize and Fukase can apologize for yelling. There, problem solved!" Oliver clasped his hands together in an attempt to make them get along again.

"What's goin' on down here? Piko came and got me, but he should've gotten Miku cause she's actually an older sister." Meiko insulted Piko for his poor choices in life, "I didn't get Hatsune-san because she's only 16, she wouldn't know anything about this stuff." Piko exclaimed, trying to prove...something

Miku heard Piko trash-talking her and went downstairs to "cook" something. 

She set the mansion on fire

All Fukase wanted was some fucking milk