𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝚆𝙰𝚈! ( 𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘬 )

── CHAPTER FOUR!

𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙖𝙮!
( 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 )

#1 VALERIE STAN
I JUST TALKED TO SADIE
SINK HDJDLSKSKKDLSJ

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
did u forget the part where you
stole my phone and texted her ,,,

#1 VALERIE STAN
yeah but she just followed me so
that means we're besties now 😌💅

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
once again i'm questioning my
choice to be friends with you

#1 VALERIE STAN
okay go on and drop me but i'll tell my
bestie sadie and she'll abandon you 🙈

jk jk i love you please don't leave me

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
oh

i'm sorry that you have to find
out this way but i'm into girls

#1 VALERIE STAN
i-

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
👁

#1 VALERIE STAN
i hate you so much *but like
in a cute, affectionate voice*

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
awwww i hate you too  🥰🥰

okay now stop this or this finna
turn into a conversation about our
fee- feel- i can't even say it 🤢🤮

#1 VALERIE STAN
okay okay i'll stop let's
change the topic

how long would you survive
in the hunger games

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
honestly? i'd get into the top
five and then i'd probably
get stabbed or some shit

clove could stab me
any time tho 🥵🥵

#1 VALERIE STAN
when she has confidence 😍

i'd most likely die on the first day
from tripping over a branch
or falling off a tree 😔✌️

i don't get why everyone can't
just work together?? it'd
make things so much easier

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
they're supposed to kill
each other simon

#1 VALERIE STAN
oh yeah right i forgot
about that part

anyways what are
you gonna do now?

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
idk

i'll probably watch thg or
something to thirst over
isabelle fuhrman wbu

#1 VALERIE STAN
no i mean like ,,, what are
you gonna do about sadie

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
wdym

wait is this about-

just because i called her
cute doesn't mean that
i'm in love with her

i literally call every
girl i walk past cute

#1 VALERIE STAN
how did even you jump
to that conclusion-

nvm so when are you gonna
text her again ,,, asking
for a friend 😳

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
it's you you're the friend

#1 VALERIE STAN
don't expose me like that 😔

no but seriously you're gonna make
a new friend tomorrow and then
forget that you even texted
sadie in the first place

and i really wanna be
friends with her

and i want you to keep
talking to her ofc because
y'all have chemistry

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
why are you so obsessed with
my relationships 😔

do you have to tell me something -

#1 VALERIE STAN
EW NO

I DONT LIKE WOMEN

omg sorry women i
didn't mean it like that

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
omg calm down i was joking

we all know that you order desert on the first date 😌💅🏻

#1 VALERIE STAN
JDKSKSJSKLDMDJSJ

and to answer your question:
i'm just sad and lonely 😔🤟

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
alexa play crush
culture by conan gray

#1 VALERIE STAN
thanks for reminding me that
conan would never date me 🥺

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
ok you know what

i'm gonna set you
up w someone

#1 VALERIE STAN
with conan  👀

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
no

#1 VALERIE STAN
:-(

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
n e ways i just got the
sudden urge to text sadie
so i'm gonna do that

#1 VALERIE STAN
tell her to text me 🥰

#1 BEN PLATT STAN
no 🥰

#1 VALERIE STAN
i respect that

ﾟ｡.★.*｡･ﾟ
( SOPHIA SPEAKS! )
why is this chapter so short omg 😔
also i relate to simon because
1) i too would die on the first day in thg
2) i too am gay
3) i too have to play matchmaker for
my friends because i'm lonely 🤪
there are gonna be some cute scenes with
val and sadie in the next chapter so drop
ship name ideas please 🥰