MY LOVER MY WIFE...

chapter 31

REHAN: why are you staring at me like that khushi??

KHUSHI: am just wondering how I should murder you..... should I just murder you in your sleep or should I just

REHAN: khushi that's enough... it's not good for a baby to hear such words

KHUSHI: he is asleep

REHAN: which is why you shouldn't talk, you will wake him up

KHUSHI: you said you were taking him for a walk.... what kind of walk lasts two hours ???

REHAN: a long one

KHUSHI: rehan!!!! you always do this... you say your going to take him for a quick walk in the park and then you take hours to come back

REHAN: fine at first it was all about the walk but then I realized something ....ask me what

KHUSHI: no

REHAN: just ask me

KHUSHI: fine what did you realise??

REHAN: statistics say 99.9% of women love babies and your baby is like a magnet...he is super cute, if he was a vegetable, he would be a cute-cumber.... get it.... cucumber......cute-cumber

KHUSHI: how am i related to you....????? Oh wait...am not.....

REHAN: just listen to me, do you know how many phone numbers I have gotten just by taking your son for a walk.....???

KHUSHI: no I don't

REHAN: I don't too...i lost count.... you know if an ugly woman approaches me he becomes my son.....which makes you my

KHUSHI: don't even finish that statement

REHAN: fine where was I??

KHUSHI: you were standing right there and I was standing right here

REHAN: no I was saying if an ugly woman approaches me he instantly becomes my son but if a hot woman approaches me he is my nephew who I like to take care of and love very much

KHUSHI: so you did all of this for women

REHAN: woman....i happen to be on a hunt for a wife

KHUSHI: rehan if all you wanted was to get a wife... all you had to do was ask me but don't worry once we reach India I will make it my responsibility to find you a bride..... some one made just for you

REHAN: really??

KHUSHI: of course, your my brother.... I would do anything for you..... it shouldn't be that hard.... I mean all I have to do is go to a mental institution and enter a psychiatric ward and I will find you your perfect match....

REHAN: can I escort you??

KHUSHI: what if you get locked up too??

REHAN: and we wouldn't want that.... just one question when you say you will search for my bride in a mental institution...are you referring to the patients admitted there or the doctors treating them?? Because I would love to marry a psychiatrist

KHUSHI: why would a doctor marry you???  Infact why would anyone with half a brain marry you.???

REHAN: for your information alot of women would die just to be in the same room as iam... just look at me khushi .....different women swoon over me: professors, doctors, engineers, teachers, lawyers and .... ..hey where are you going Khushi??? Am still talking to you..... (he says as khushi walks towards the stroller and picking up her baby and walk towards the stairs)