The adventures of Ernie and Franky

My Drunk Kitchen

After a night of dancing and drinking like there was no tomorrow, the six of us staggered to the apartment at three o’clock in the morning giggling about how Franky is probably a stripper and he’s just not telling us. I opened the door and everyone rushed in and like we did back home stripped down to their underwear and started looking for food, me being the least drunk started to watch everyone carefully,

            “EEERRRNNN can you make me a taco without chicken no tomato and heavy on the sour cream” said Brianna I looked at her dead in the eye and was about to say something incredibly witty when I saw Aj cover her mouth with fear in her eyes, she was going to throw up I grabbed her free hand and rushed her to the restroom, I lifted the seat and grabbed her hair  while she emptied out the contents of her stomach it was quite disgusting, Franky walked in with a taco stared a few moments and walked away. Bitches started eating without me I fucking made the tacos,

“Go ahead I’ll be-” Aj said before she was cut off by more vomit, I walked out and closed the door and walked to the kitchen everyone eating tacos with one plate in the middle more than likely for me

“Can someone make Aj a sandwich” I said sitting down, Franky got up an made the sandwich, I just ate my damn taco it was fuckin good, it got quiet real quick I looked around and everyone had just spaced out, I looked at Jessee she was deep in thought then she spoke

“guys what am I going to do” looking down  “My life feels over”

I rubbed her back and looked around the room Bri and Rosie looked at each other

“Hun what’s wrong is everything okay?” I asked, it was out of character for Jessee to cry in front of all of us, she nodded her head and wiped her eyes,

            “the dental office I’m working at is going out of business and.. I’m sick and tired of living in that stupid town I was so confident that we would all live in L.A together and I just feel so alone and lost” more tears feel from her eyes I felt really bad for her, it was really her dream to live here, then it hit me one of the waiters was leaving the restaurant in a few weeks and somewhere down the way they were building an dental office,

            “Jessee move in with me and Franky we can help you someone is leaving soon and there’s going to be a new dental office here soon, you can apply there” I said, she looked at me as if  Sauske Senpai finally noticed her

“You. You’d let me live here” she asked as she stopped crying, I nodded yes and she started crying even harder I took that as a thank you and at some point everyone started crying and Aj appeared and joined in for a group hug. We went from being drunk in the kitchen to being drunk in the small room on Franky’s and mines queen mattresses at five in the morning watching Disney movies tell we all feel asleep.