The boy who saved my dog (Austin Mahone Fan Fiction)

Nothing good ever happens after 2am

HELLO FELLOW PEOPLE OF MY PLANET!!!

Ok so it's Christmas Eve right now so MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

At least on the easy coast it is..

Anyways, this is the next beautiful chapter to my beautiful story, I hope you enjoy and that it's not too strange for you.
ADIOS MUCHACHOS!!! 👨

-CAROOOOOOLINE:)

P.S. I'm starting this Parker logic thing
It's just a couple sentences on Parker elaborating on something in her mind. COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT!!

Ok, let's get down to business.
*cool music plays in the background*
So it is currently 1:45am.
It takes about 10-15 minutes to get to Austin's condo.
Emily is fast asleep.
Which is weird because it's only 1:45am
IM WIDE AWAKE
*wide awake plays in the background*
OK BACK TO BUSINESS

So I probably look super sketchy right now because I'm wearing a black cropped sweater, black high waisted shorts, black converse, a black beanie, and dark sunglasses.
I thought since I'm sneaking out I should at least look the part.
And yes I would be wearing cool black leggings and a long sleeved shirt and black boots and stuff, but it's flipping hot outside and I don't wanna be too hot to eat like a hot pocket.
*hot pockets jingle plays in background*
Or maybe I do..
OK BACK TO BUSINESS

Ok so I grab my room keys and phone and tip toe out the door
TIP TOEIN IN MY JORDANS
Or in this case
TIP TOEIN IN MY CONVERSE

Ok so I get outside and sure enough, it's like a flopping heat wave out here. Even at night! I sneak around the building and then summer-sault across the grass. I honestly don't know why I'm doing this, but it's fun.

I'm now walking down the sidewalk, occasionally peaking out above my sunglasses.
You never know when someone's gonna jump out on you.
It's a good thing I have life alert on speed dial.

It's currently 1:57am and I'm about two minutes away from Austin's.
I'm still wondering what it is he wants to talk to me about.
Because 2am is a weird time to meet.
And it's all suspicious.

WHAT IF HE WANTS TO MURDER ME.
ITS BECAUSE OF THE SAUSAGE ISNT IT
THIS IS MY PAYBACK
HE LIED BEFORE ABOUT THE HUG OHMYGOSH

I see Austin's place in front of me...

..well too late now

I reach the parking garage and hop over the wall like a ninja
I then do another summer-sault and pop up in a ninja pose

Incase you didn't know, I'm part ninja turtle

PARKER LOGIC TIME
Ok so isn't it ironic how the teenage mutant ninja turtles are turtles and turtles are really slow but they're ninjas so they're really fast??
Also, why are they named after artists from the renaissance time period? Like why would they pick artists to name the TMNT's after??
Parker logic time over.

I heard a noise coming from the left.
Ok so if Austin doesn't wanna kill me, then why did he ask me to meet him in a parking lot at 2am
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PARKING LOTS ARE THE SKETCHIEST PLACES AND THAT NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 2AM

"Who's there??" I yell.
No answer.
"Ok well creepy ax murderer dude, just letting you know that I'm part ninja turtle so beware"
Still no answer.
I must have scared him off.
Typical

I check my phone and it flashes on, lighting up the parking lot reading 2:01am
It's officially after 2am
I'm toast.
And by toast, I absolutely mean the delicious breakfast food that is toasted bread often covered in butter, jelly, peanut butter, and Nutella. What else would I mean?