|| dream x reader || (the youtuber)

●•°•●fourteenth●•°•●

we all laugh at george's screeches as he drops his spaghetti on his lap. i cover my mouth to not show any food in it. i look around the restaurant and see some people staring. two teenage guys and a family of four.

i ended up stuffing my face in clay's chest because i was laughing too hard. it didn't help that clay's laugh over powers everything.

"awwww," i heard nick's heart eyes. george and nick's laughter died, but mine and clay's stayed. i felt his arm come around me, securing me.

"shut up," my voice is muffled in clay's chest. i'm glad they can't see my smile.

"you guys are so cuteee," george makes me blush. clay's wheeze intenses and i can't help but let the tears fall out of my eyes. his wheeze gets me every time.

i back away from his chest and tell everyone to shut up while i look away. i heard a phone go off and recognize it's clay's phone. i look to see who texted him, and it was just his mother.

i go take a bite of my food, then suddenly hear clay,

"oh my god!" i look over to see what his mom texted him, but he already shut off his phone and blushed.

"what was it," i slightly laugh at his reaction to what ever his mom said. all he does is shake is head and starts laughing. "lemme see it," i laugh trying to get his phone.

"what'd she say," george laughs. i try my best to snatch his phone, but no avail.

"clay," nick catches his attention, so i could take his phone. once it leaves his hand, his head snaps to me as i open his messages to see a picture of baby clay naked in a sink.

i burst out laughing while clay snatches his phone back and starts telling me to be quiet. nick and george start asking questions, getting louder and louder because of me and clay ignoring them while we fight.

"baby clay, naked, in a sink-" i laugh once again as clay puts his hand over my mouth to keep me quiet. "nakey baby! nakey baby!" i yell, forgetting i'm in a restaurant.

"nakey baby?!?!" clay whisper/yells at me. i start wheezing as nick and george start chanting nakey baby. it takes a few minutes for me to calm down, but it doesn't last long when i hear,

"penis,"

"penis,"

"penis!"

we all look over to the teenage boys playing the penis game. i start to hear clay, nick and george burst in laughter, while i get an idea.

"penis!" i yell at them. the two boys snap their heads and start giggling like a 5 year old. i start to laugh as well and turn back to the table. i then realize that clay and nick are almost crying.

"penis!" clay yells louder than i did, and the two teenagers and the four idiots have a laughing fit.