Loca The Pug

Song Lyrics.

Well, hello my name is Loca, and I'm a special pug.
I live in Belfast Ireland and me favorite things' a hug.
I love to eat roast chicken, and me friends say I'm good fun.
But the one thing that I cannot do, is I cannot fecking run!

Bouncin', flouncin', falling all around the show.
Rolling, bowling, I just can't get it right.
Skipping, hopping, tripping up, and floppying.
I just can't get the hang of it, though trying as I might!

I've got a brother, Alfie, a little pug like me.
Me Mum says he's a lap dog as he's never off her knee.
He runs just like a bullet that's been fired from a gun.
And he's tried his best to teach me, but I still can't feckin' run!

I’m bouncing, flouncing,
falling all around the show.
Rolling, bowling, at running I’m a flop.
I’ve tried me best I never rest.
To run a miles me final quest.
But once I do get going,
then I cannot feckin stop!!

I’ve another sister Lucy.
A laid back dog is she
I love to cuddle up to her,
And she cuddles up to me

She’s pretty good at running,
And she’d sure do you no harm
Unless you try to take her stick,
Then she’ll rip off your arm!

I’m bouncing, flouncing,
falling all around the show.
Rolling, bowling, at running I’m a dud.

It seems unfair, it must be rare
And in truth, I really wouldn’t care
But the others keep on going
while I’m stuck here in the mud.

Now me final sister Layla,
A Pedigree is she.
She won a puppy training
class in twenty zero three.

But she can run like Billio,
Flies up and down the hill.
If I tried that, I’d fall quite flat,
Myself I’d surely kill!

I’m bouncing, flouncing,
falling all around the show
Rolling, bowling, I think
I’ll just give up

It’s not for me, it’s plain to
see a runner I will never be.
So I think I’ll just accept
my lot and be a walking pup.

There’s a moral to this story,
For happy still am I.
Just because I cannot run
No reason for to cry.

I love me life,
I love me house,
And I love me family.

And the thing that makes it all okay..

My family luvs me!! 💓