Almost (an fgod book)DISCONTINUED

Chapter 7: Chocolate war

"Dust did you steal my chocolate?!" Cross asked as he walked into the living room.

"Oh, right Error is here I'll be going now."

Cross walked backwards out of the room and straight into a wall in the kitchen.

"Why did you do that!? Dust had our chocolate!"

"Shut up Chara! There Error was standing like it was fine with a broken leg and the couch was covered in blood! I ain't getting involved in that!"

Chara huffed and followed Cross.

Much to their annoyance, they couldn't take over Cross's body and force him to grab the chocolate.

Nootmare stared at the smoll bean.

"My name is nightmare, not Mr.Goopy or whatever you weird people in the comments want to call me."

(Nightmare stop breaking the fourth wall! I have enough to do without having to fix a wall as well!)

(You know what! I'm gonna just reset the scene.)

_-*dial up sound*-_

Nootmare glared at the smoll bean.

"First up, my name is Nightmare, not Mr.Goopy!"

"Are we gonna ignore his broken leg?"

Dust looked over at Error's leg to find it wrapped in blue strings that were slowly healing it.

"Oh."

Dust took a bite out of Cross's chocolate.

"Cross he's eating our chocolate!" CC (x-tale Chara) yelled at Cross.

Cross immediately leaped into the room and landed on Dust, making him drop the chocolate.

"Not today Powder." He said picking up the chocolate.

"Curse you Cross!"Dust yelled.

"Are they like this all the time?"Error asked.

"Unfortunately yes."Nightmare answered.

Cross was about to bite and claim the chocolate for his own when Killer burst in and stole Cross's knife.

Cross dropped the chocolate and ran after Killer.

"Seriously Cross?"CC facepalmed and watched the chaos.

Dust seised his opportunity by the throat and grabbed the chocolate.

"Idiots."Error sighed, as his strings picked up Dust, Killer, Cross, the chocolate, and Cross's knife.

Horror immediately got up and started running to the kitchen.

"You better not be going for my chocolate!"

Error rolled his eyes and picked Horror up as well.

Nightmare looked up at his gang members who were currently hanging from the ceiling.

"Ok then."

"Aren't you gonna help us!?" Killer asked.

"Honestly I think you deserve this." Nightmare then turned to Error. "How long are you going to keep them like this?"

Error shrugged.

"I don't know."

"Anyway, now that they are quiet I have something to ask you."

Error nodded telling him to carry on, as he pulled a blank puppet out of his pocket, and began to design it to be like Nightmare.

Cross was willing Nightmare to ask Error out, he didn't know if it would work out, just thought they would be cute together.

"Do you want to join my gang?"

Error abruptly stopped making his puppet.

Dust had a surprised expression.

Killer looked unfazed.

Horror didn't know what to think.

And Cross. Well, Cross was disappointed that Nightmare didn't ask Error out.

"What would I get from it?"

"You would get to stay in the mansion, free food, car insurance, and people that could help you with your errands."

Error thought it over.

A room at the mansion.

Free food.

Car insurance. Wait. Car insurance? Since when did they have car insurance?

Moving on from the car insurance bit.

"What do you say?"

"What do I say?" Error began. " I say-"

(And that's all the time I have for writing today ^w^)

(Clif hanger!)