Normal speech. - "Hi."
Normal thoughts. - 'Hi'
Error talking. - "Abomination no.13."
Error thinking. - 'Abomination no.13.'
Nightmare talking - "Dust get back here!"
Nightmare thinking - 'Dust get back here!'
Ghosts thinking or talking - "Seriously Cross?"
Ink talking - "This ends now!"
Ink thinking - 'This ends now!'
Error stepped inside and the room changed to the theme of a dark but star-filled night that gave off a heavy aura of calm.
"Never new the destroyer of worlds would like this sort of stuff."
Error threw him a deathly glare.
'If looks could kill I'd be dust by now.'
"Oh, and by the way, you might wanna grab something to eat before they force-feed you."
As if on cue Cross burst in carrying half of his whole chocolate stash.
"The hell are you doing Cross!? Giving away our chocolate!"CC yelled at him.
Dut peeked in through the door frame staring intensely at the chocolate.
"Chocolate for those in need."
"Excuse me?"
"EAT!" Cross replied shoving a bar in Error's mouth.
Error immediately consumed it whole.
Dust, who was watching the entire thing, was shocked. 'He ate it with the wrapper on!?'
"Yes brother, he did." Dust's dead brother was ghostly calm about it.
Cross, on the other hand, gave an evil smirk before shoving all of the chocolate in his arms into Error's mouth.
Nightmare was unfazed by the way Cross was acting. "You see what I'm talking about."
"What the hell Cross! Our chocolate!"CC was sad and furious at the same time.
When Error eventually managed to close his mouth with all the chocolate inside he asked one question. "Why the hell did ya do that!?"
"We thought you would be starving."
"Hell Nah! Don't drag me into this!" CC shouted in protest.
"We?"
"Cross claims he has a ghost Chara chasing him around. I think he's mental."
"Almost everyone here is mental."Error pointed out.
"What makes you believe that?"
"First up, I hear voices that tell me to kill. Second, Cross thinks he has a demon Chara following him. Third, I'm pretty sure Killer went on a murder spree due to insanity. Forth, Most sanses that turn into a form of Dust-Sans dusted everyone in their au due to madness. And finally, Horror... Just look at him he's attempting to eat a table leg." True to what Error said, Horror was in the hallway chewing on a table leg.
"Good point."
*-_With the star sanses._-*
"Dream, I'm going to call a meeting."
Dream nodded.
When all the sanses finally arrived Ink asked one question.
"So he said that he's immortal. Does anyone know a way we could get rid of him?"
Murmurs spread across the crowd until finally one sans spoke up.
Fell.
"I have an idea."
"Go on fell."
" We lure him into a blank au and distract him with chocolate from my au. Then we capture him put magic restrainers on and get answers."
"Good plan!"
"Why chocolate from your au though?" Blueberry asked.
"You said that when you were kidnapped he stole two of my chocolate bars, and ate one of them whole."
"That is true. That did happen."
"Alright it's settled we'll do Fell's plan."
"Hey Ink?"
"Yes, Berry?"
"I have a meeting with the Multiversal Shipping Council so I'm gonna have to go now."
"Alright bye, Berry."
Blue opened a portal to the MSC. ( The Multiversal Shipping Council.)
"Ah, Blue just on time."
"Which one are we doing today, Lust?"
"Kustard."
Blue gave an evil smirk and nodded.
"Fell and classic."
(join us again next time to see the MSC's crazy plan to get Fell cand Classic together.)
(Edit: quite a few of my readers have asked if they can join. Yes, you can join all you have to do is suggest ships. From chapter 11 of the story onwards Blue and Lust will be acknowledging your submissions to the ship pile.)
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