Nature reserve person: And here we have a Horror sans in it's natural habitat.
Horror: *Eating*
Nature reserve person: *Opens fridge and reveals Horror.* The fridge.
Horror: *Stares at Nature reserve person*
Nature reserve person: Moving on *Closes fridge*
Nature reserve person: We now see the lesser spotted black boned snake cat.
Error: *Bites Noots tentical*
Nature reserve person: We must stay quiet or it may attack.
Error: *walks over to Nature reserve person*
Nature reserve person: oh shoot it spotted me *runs*
*-_ Booop_-*
Me: fek fekity fek!
Nightmare: *covers the glitchy beans non existant ears.*
*-_Booop_-*
Me: *talking to grim.*
Me: As i was saying i drew this for Jim. *Holds up terrible fanart*
Me: Do you think he will murder me?
Grim: *looks at picture* *has war flash backs to sims battle royal episode*
Grim: *nodds*
Me : Oh well i will use the octopus as a meat shield.
*-_Booop_-*
Ink: ok i will make a Au where when the human dies just more flowers are slapped onto them.
Ink: also sans is deppressed.
Error: *Trys to destroy flowerfell*
Ink: Why are you destroying this Au?!
Error: You are a sadist Ink.
Ink: * grabs broomy*
FlowerFell sans: why were we born just to suffer
Error: you are a flumpin sadist ink.
*-_Booop_-*
Sans from the Au im currently making: No i dont like ketchup
Sans from the Au im currently making: No i dont like coffie
Sans from the Au im currently making: No i dont like Tea
Sans from the Au im currently making: No i dont like musterd
Sans from the Au im currently making: I eat electricity!
Other Aus : the fek?
*-_Booop_-*
Me: *duct tapes Nootmare to the ceiling.*
Me: you will be freed when you confess your true feelings.
Noot: alright i confess....
Me: *Gasp*
nooot: I confess that i hate you with all my soul!
Me: curses
*-_Booop_-*
Error: waffles are pancakes with abbs.
Nightmare: *trying to sleep*
Error: we have finger tips and no toe tips yet we can still tip-toe
Nootmare: *Getting anoyed*
Error: if 666 is evil then 25.8069758011 is the route of all evil.
Nightmare: Its fekin 3am go to sleep!
*-_Booop_-*
Me: * doing normal things.*
Error: Hoodie wearing lunatic!
Me: *ignores*
Error: Have you ever murdered someone?
Me: Noooo...
Error: ever almost murdered someone?
Me: So i almost pushed my freind infront of a truck once. So what!?
Error: Wut?
Me: dont worry she survived.
Error: dah fek?
*-_Booop_-*
Fell:finnally i get this chocolate all to myself.
Cross: *outside of fells window* I smell chocolate!
Fell: what the!?
*-_Booop_-*
Error: *playing freaks on trombone*
Nightmare: *throws Error into wall on the beat.*
Error: oof
*-_Booop_-*
nightmare: * about to ask Error if he is going to join the gang*
Cross: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
*-_Booop_-*
Error: * giving motivational speach on why you should love yourself*
Error: And if anyone says other wise they will get a bat in the face.
Nightmare: *throws bat at Error's face*
Error: Trust me it hurts.
*-_Booop_-*
( storytime: i did almost push my friend in front of a truck once)
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FanfictionDiscontinued *Warning*Not recomended for reading in the middle of the night when you are suposed to be sleeping and have to be silent. This book is meant to be extremly funny and focuses on humor. Error was standing at the edge of the outertales cl...
