Defense Squad [Harry Styles AU]

Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1

Elle Young

                “ED SHEERAN LIVE” I typed at the Youtube search box. This is what heaven feels like. 3 months until I finally get to see Ed Sheeran.

                I’ve been doing this for endless months now, just watch his videos after I do my homework. I love it. I know that I’ve watched almost all of his videos… but it’s never enough. A normal fangirl’s life.

                At the middle of the hundredth video of Ed, I quickly got my iPhone out of my pocket, and tweeted about… well, what I usually tweet about. Ed.

                @thinkingoutloud: I refuse to believe that I’ve watched all of Ed’s videos a hundred times.

                @thinkingoutloud: ED SHEERAN IS SO ASDFGHJKL HE HAS SUCH AN ANGELIC VOICE

                I type like that.. I don’t really type like, in a normal way. I type like.. I immediately need a CPR or something. I always type as if I’m losing my breath. Seriously.

                1 New Notification:

                @Harry_Styles: “@thinkingoutloud he is crap, doesn’t even deserve the attention he’s getting.”

                What the heck?! Is this guy losing his mind or something?

                Ed Sheeran defense squad is back.

                @thinkingoutloud: @Harry_Styles LMAO are you srs?! Somebody call an ENT cuz a fella here has some ear probs”

                @Harry_Styles: “@thinkingoutloud I see someone’s butthurt cuz I told the truth about her precious ed!”

                This guy is seriously getting on my nerves. Just one more and I would completely be a Sparta.

                So I decided to do the best I could… block him. So yes, oh and that’s not enough. I’m going to get as many as I could just for him to get suspended.

                @thinkingoutloud: everyone help me block @Harry_Styles. I need as many people as I could to report him. Thanks x

                Hah. Take that, Harry Styles.

 

HARRY STYLES’ POV:

                “Oh. My. God. This is gold! Just look how she got mad and all! She just—“ I tried to catch my breath which ran out because of my laughter.

                “—I just… she just.. she tweeted her followers to block me. I can’t even---“ I breathed out.

                “Alright, that’s enough, Styles. Besides, aren’t you afraid that your account might be suspended?” Louis asked as he patted my shoulder lightly.

                “Why should I? It’s just an account, for Pete’s sake! And it’s not like I wouldn’t take revenge…” I trailed off as I started to think for a good revenge.

                “Revenge?! What? You know, mate… this is so childish. So I’ll leave you here while you think about a stupid, childish revenge.”

                “Okay…” I said, as I thought of what revenge I should do.

                Oh shoot. I have lots in mind. I could ask my 50,000 followers to report her back. Awww, too bad she’s got lesser followers.

                Running out of ideas, I simply did that. And since she blocked me, I couldn’t even see her profile. So I tweeted everybody, “rt this if you want a follow back.”

                And immediately, a hundred retweeted.

                “Okay, just testing. Now if you want a follow, do me a favor and block @/thinkingoutloud. All the love”

                She was acting so childish, so I thought I would wanna play along.

                There. That should do it.

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A/N: I'm not a Sheerio, but not a hater either. I just love Ed so much. Thanks for reading and hope you like it. x