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Tord: You will keep a civil tongue in that mouth or I will sew it shut. Is there an understanding between us?

Patryck: You don't pay me to talk pretty. Just because you get lubed up over some big-city dandy--

Tord: Walk away from this desk, right now.

(Patryck exits, reluctantly)

Tom: What do you pay him for?

Tord: What?

Tom: I was curious...what is his job in this army?

Tord: ...Public relations.

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