Okay I'm super bored so we're going to do a little quiz
This is called guess the comedian by the joke:
No.1: "Hi!I'm Bear Grylls and this is my brother,Wolf Stirfry"
No.2: The worst person to be married to. "Baa!"
No.3: "Papa!Papa!Sorry Nicole,we've lost him"
No.4: "Jen's parent really helped us out with the budget of this project by dying"
No.5: "Dear Babestation.When are you actually going to show the film,Babe"
No.6: "Welcome to the National Car Key Awards.Now let's look at some of the keys we have lost this year"
No.7: "And it was here in this field that the fighting started.It was Glastonbury 2015 and some p***k nicked my tent"
No.8: "Now the good news is that your blood results have come clear.The bad news is blood shouldn't be clear"
No.9: "Oh my god,yay £350,000,000.Great News,thanks"
No.10: "Welcome to the bakery"(in a creepy voice)
The answers will be in next week's entry
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