Merthur oneshots

Dragon piss?

A/N: Hello again! How are you doing? I'm doing okay! In this one shot, aithusa is actually staying in the castle (Shes still a baby). Merlin is also known to arthur and the knights as the last dragon lord and a sorcerer. Lmao, Now get reading!

"Merlin!" the usual. Arthur, once again, required merlin.  Arthur called merlin for the silliest things sometimes. This time it was because his water tasted strange. It was not in its usual spot, for it was on the floor in his chambers. Right next to the bucket was athunest, Merlins pet dragon. Don't ask how merlin managed to persuade arthur into keeping a dragon in his chambers. It was beyond arthur himself, really.

Merlin clumsily came tumbling into arthur's chambers, out of breath seeing as he had been running. Merlin looked at arthur, then to the dragon, then to the bucket, then to the cup in arthur's hand.

"Merlin, Why does this water taste strange?"

Merlin stared at arthur blankly for a second.

"You- I- You drank out of that?"

he pointed at the bucket in a worried yet humorous tone.

"Yes merlin, I drank the water. I really wonder if there is a brain behind that thick skull of yours sometimes." arthur said in a sarcastic manner.

"Arthur. When was the last time aithusa went outside..?"

arthur paused,"Uhm... I'm not sure..?"

"That bucket was almost empty of water the last time i checked it." merlin said, walking over to the bucket of the unknown substance. The dragon, Clearly not wanting to face arthur's wrath, started to walk out of the room. Merlin was to focused on the bucket to notice, and arthur was to focused on merlin to notice the dragons sudden vanishing.

"Arthur. I'm pretty sure you- uh... You've drank the dragons waste." Merlin said, fighting back the urge to laugh, a small smile creeping onto his face.

Arthur took a second to register what merlin has said, Then had dropped his glass on the floor. "You are telling me... That i've just drank dragons piss?" arthur said, in a deadly calm voice. He had entered a new stage of rage now.

"Precisely" Merlin said. Trying to fight the huge grin on his face.

Arthur, now glaring daggers at merlin, had stood there. Merlin took this as a sign to run, So run is what he did.

Arthur chases after him, and merlin had ran into the knights. Then, he proceeded to tell the knights all about how arthur had drank dragon piss. The rest of the day was filled with constant teasing of arthur, and arthur constantly threatening his authority to the knights and merlin.

Aithusa had came back to arthur's chambers while arthur was with the knights and merlin, hoping by the time arthur and merlin headed back to arthur's chambers, everything would have blown over. Everything did not blow over. Arthur chased Aithusa around with a pillow until he tired himself out, falling asleep right as he hit his bed. Merlin had just chuckled. 

A/N: Hey! Did you like it? I hope you did! I am totally open for constructive criticism because I always want to improve my writing. Anyway, Have a good day!