Two halves of chaos (hetalia-Countryhuman-crossover)

Intro

.-.|.-. Year: 2027  -  September 12th .-.|.-.

Britain had gotten permission from the UN to host a small family-and-their-friends/lovers-reunion. America, because the rest of the family didnt want all 50 states and most of the cities to travel on the road towards the Brit's house, was the one who sacrificed his home for the meeting. Also, America's dining room was quite big, so it was easy to fit everybody on the table.

At first, when Russia was spotted in America's home, nobody thought much of it.

However, when America cursed in Russian after burning his finger, a few suspicions began to settle in.

And America would've had a free pass if it wasnt a curse word, and if Alaska was in the room. But it was Russia, Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada who heard America curse in Russian. And there was no Alaska in the room. So, of course, America was questionned about it.

Meanwhile, France was in the bathroom, taking a piss.

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"Блядь!"

(Google translate//russian: fuck!)

"I thought you didnt want to learn Russian, or speak Russian, unless Alaska asked you to do so? And I do not believe he asked this of you." Britain asked, getting up from the chair he was sitting in.

Russia glanced at America, then turned his gaze to Britain, Australia, Canada and New Zealand.

"I rub off on him."

Australia put on an intensive thinking look, and secrectly put away his knife that would make Crocodile Dundee proud.

"Like... Literally, mate? Or jus' rhetoric'ly?"

America was the one to answer that, with a small flirty eyebrow wiggle, and with his left hand waving from the left to the right.

"Eh... A bit of this, a bit of that..."

Getting what he meant, Australia and Britain stared at the tall Russian. Australia literally giving off vibes that made you feel terrified, and Britain just looking a bit shocked, as if he didnt expect that answer.

Australia soon went from threatening, to I-know-you-fucked-and-I-will-most-likely-tease-you-endlessely-about-it. Also, Canada was looking sheepish in a corner. The Canadian had, after all, heard the two before. 

However, Australia soon walked away to tell a story on how he once fought against a kangaroo to the states, cities, and so on.

As for how Canada knew?

Here;

He found out Ontario, (Province of) Quebec, (City of) Quebec and Toronto had stolen some of his spare American passports and canadian passports and had snuck over to America's house, and Canada did his most severe scolding. Toronto had then told him about Russia and America getting together, and Winnipeg chose that moment to walk in the room, mention that Alaska had told him about some new baby state thing, and all of that.

So it's fair to say Canada knew from almost the very beginning.

And to declare that it was official, America jumped at Russia, and kissed him. Unfortunately, the kiss was cut short by the stove beginning to catch fire.

But Britain took care of that, and let the two kiss a little while longer.

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Canada had recently proposed to Belarus. Least to say, Russia and Kazahkstan, Ukraine and literally all of Belarus' siblings, whether they share one or two parents, had threatened Canada and warned him to never break the Belarussians heart.

Least to say, Canada had gotten very scared.

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A/N: so, that was a little bit of a filler, since I wanted to be clear about a few relationships and stuff... so yeah.

So.. yeah, that was confusing. Sorry!

Right on, then.

Or is it 'write' on?

I dunno.