Two halves of chaos (hetalia-Countryhuman-crossover)

Chapter 7- Australia

A/N: Image//art above is not made by me, it belongs to it's proper owner who i forgot the name of, so fuck-

Just know, that the image//art above is not by me.

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Now, remember how most of the other encounters happenned? Yeah, Well, for the most part, it was atleast two or more countryhumans, no? Guess what.

Australia was alone.

Which would've been fine... If he hadnt landed in Wy's backyard.

And of course, Wy was quite offended when she saw somebody intruding onto HER backyard, so she began shouting at the man.

And the fact that Sealand popped out of the bushes, stopping by to say 'hi' did not help to calm her. However, Sealand saw Australia, and instantly joined in in the shouting.

"Oi, here, have a chokkie, or some lollies, jus' please back down, wi'ya?!" Australia boomed, slightly confused as to why a boy dressed up as a sailor, and a girl were shouting at him. Quite frankly, Australia had no idea as to HOW he even got here- but he did know that he was being bitten by a small garden snake he had accidentally stepped on...

Australia- bless his animal loving heart- picked the furious snake up, examined the snake for any possible damage caused by his foot, and deeming that the snake was only shook, thus the bite, Australia gently pushed the snake back into a bush. He did that, all the meanwhile giving out the chocolate and candy treats.

Those quickly vanished into pockets and mouths of the two kid-sized countries. The 'bribe' as the author, the very shitty writer known as me, will call those treats a bribe for a small agreement to temporary peace and the capacity to speak whilst being slightly calmer then before, even, possibly, that the bribe would lead to Australia forming a friendship with Wy and Sealand. 

Well, that's what Australia hoped.

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. me and my brother, doing a nerf gun war (YES, YOU HAVING THE AUTO FIRE FUN WHILE I HAVE A THREE SHOT CAPACITY GUN IS UNFAIR) .

Finally, after much discussion, the three decided to get on a boat; Wy wouldn't stay on Australia's land (though she didnt mind her own mini bit of land) and Sealand quite honestly didnt mind, as long as he made new friends. Australia was telling stories about how this tarantula once crawled onto his arm, and America had been screaming his heart out, being extremely worried;

"-and then my brother, America, was screaming like that one time when his sta-"

"Did you say America? Who are you?" Asked the little sailor boy.

"Ay, that I did. I'm Australia. G'day, mate!" Australia smiled, leaning his back against the railing of the boat. He instantly earned a hurricane of insults from Wy. 

"And you are?"

"If you really are that bugger Australia, then you should know who I am!" Wy  stopped to glance at Australia, who had his eyes wide open, hoping for an answer; "...Principality of Wy"

"Ay, I see why you're so pissed off at me, lad! No wucka's, our Wy is also constantly a wee bit pissed with me. Who wants to hear about how I once got bit by an anaconda?"

Sealand grinned.

"Recognize me as a country! And Sure!"

Australia ignored the request for recognition.