Juneary 31st,
Damn! So this is what they call diary?
Its pretty legit!
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The pen in my paw slipped.
Why can't kitties just have hands for paws? I mean, I'm not complaining but still.
Anyways, I still don't know how I'm able to write this Diary down but some hooman called Leiray just gave me a magical pen and notebook, that hooman said that I am the only kitty in the world that can write my thoughts in a notebook.
I admit it tho, this is a pretty good shit to go around.
Well, I guess that's all for now Diary.
My human is calling for me.
My human better serve me wet food or I'll scratch him with my amazing retractable claws that only cats like me have.
Lucifer, out.
YOU ARE READING
A Cat's Diary
Adventure"Damn humans, just BURN!" - Lucifer the cat. *** Book cover by Lucifer the cat. (Still don't know why Lucifer placed a white cat with a black patch on the eye there when Lucifer is practically a black cat.)
