Dear Diary,
Juny 33th, day number 1 of eating only dry cat food
As you know, I'm grounded by my human for I don't know when, so I'm left with only eating tasteless dry cat food.
I hate life! My wet food! I want wet food! D:
I didn't touch the dry shit, so I came to eat the puppy's food instead. The stupid bitch is dumb enough to let me take all of its food, AHAH!
But my human found out and put me in my house where the dry food is.
I don't know how I'm going to escape this torture Diary. Send help.
Or I will need to call my trusty companion, Dave.
Peace out, Lucifer
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A Cat's Diary
Adventure"Damn humans, just BURN!" - Lucifer the cat. *** Book cover by Lucifer the cat. (Still don't know why Lucifer placed a white cat with a black patch on the eye there when Lucifer is practically a black cat.)
