Mr. Badass

The sky under the sea

I don't know how long I've been sitting here. my back pushed up against the cold bark of this tree, but I know that it is peaceful and nobody can hurt me while I'm up here.

I can see a lot from up here, like the rest of the Forrest and the little lane going back to our house. I can also see the candy floss clouds and the dark brown hair of-

Oh my goodness ... Blake

I instinctively hid my face behind a mixture of my hands and a mass of hair, obviously this made it very easy to tell that I was attempting to hide from the sex god giving him ample time to grin and make his way over to me.

"Stuck again babe?" He questioned while letting out a deep chuckle.

"N no, I could get down if I wanted to" I replied with as much confidence as anyone could utter whilst being stuck up a tree for the second time I front of their very attractive crush.

Wait- I do not have a crush on blake. shut up stupid mind with your impossible feelings and stuff, I will not ever like Blake and anyway Blake would never like me back I'm too, me and normal people do not li-

"Why are you starring at me?" Blake asked with a cute smirk blistered on those cute lips.

"I ummmmm I" I paused trying to find a valid excuse, "you have a huge bug on your face" I muttered quietly.

Judging by his response mr. badass was just a little scared of bugs or any sort of invests for that matter making me giggle like a small child when they discover cake that they shouldn't eat but their parents aren't present so they take that first bite-

Why does Blake always make me think of cake? Oooohhhh it rhymes .... BLAKE and CAKE .... BLLLLAAAAKKKKEEEE and CAAAAKKKKEEEE

My little rhyming sesh was interrupted my a rude laugh from the cake boy himself, "you, talk, out, loud" he said I between his laughing fits.

I just pouted and crossed my arms, warming them up and relieving the goosebumps. why are they even called goosebumps? They don't have little geese crawling up your body, or do they?

"Wanna come sown here and go do something?" Blake asked and my eyebrows immediately shot up, "what?" He asked in a defensive manner.

"Go do something?" I said with a small laugh, "that isn't very persuasive" I continued.

"Laur, you beautiful creature, do you want to come on an adventure with me to go and find a magically fun activity to attempt." he then got on one knee, "please do me the honour of getting in my car and saving me from my boredom" I laughed at his attempt of begging.

"I'd be most honoured" I replied before jumping out of the tree and letting the hunk catch me like a princess, that needed saving from a dragon or something equally and likely to eat you.