How I killed a spider at 3am...

Chapter 5 - The Final Kill

Once again, I freaked out. Then I saw a lid. The lid to the bin. I picked up the lid and WACKED the spider with it. At last... it was dead.

Now your probably wondering why I didn't smack it with the lid in the first place... Well.

Panic Mode = Idiot Mode.

Thank you for reading this true story of mine that took place around an hour ago. My eyes hurt, I'm tired, half of my bed feels and smells like hair spray, there's a spider corpse on my floor and if my parents ask me why I slept in so late, I will tell them I was battling a spider all night. It is 4:40am so now I shall try to sleep. Have a good day and remember to smack spider with lids. Goodbye.

K I was gonna end it of with a picture of the corpse but I can't find the corpse anymore so it either walked away some how or it's just blending in with dust... I'm just gonna act like it's blending in with dust so I can sleep. Goodnight guys...