the lemon family
iris, our lovely mother (who yells at us to watch our profanity) that somehow deals with our bs.
reyna, our lovely other mother (we call her mama) who has the most swag to exist.
emopissdrinker420, the most ebic farmer (she grew our l0VeLy l3m0N hiZZ-0uSe)
thebloodtraitorgirl, my twin but older sister who is attracted to emo boys with fire powers. she's married to leo valdez.
victor, my child who likes to bully me and burn legos. (no longer lives in lemon house)
raindrvq, a swag loser that has the room next to the emo kids (sorry). we forcibly adopted him.
sofia, who is obsessed with the kardashians and is probably tired of our bullshit (i haven't ever talked to u either :oop:)
dahlia, ceo of the rAmEn hoodies and blueberry pancakes (omg i can't believe ive never talked to u either wtf)
percy, the oldest child, who is infamous for stealing my poptarts.
annabeth, who reads nonstop and makes musical references with me and cassiopeia.
jason, who steals my fuCKING MCDONALDS EVERY FUCKING TIME, so i put his staplers in jello 💖
piper, mY NUMBER ONE DAB SUPPORTER!!!! we take the best pictures together #DABRIGHTS2K20
hazel, who fucking ratted me out for breaking mom's vase and reminds me of being the youngest 💔
frank, WHO IS ANTI-MEME AND BULLIES ME AND VIC
will, the [platonic] light of everybody's life, who reminds the non-single squad to use protection for some fucking reason (cough cass and leo cough)
john, who got us all banned from cracker barrel for starting a rev0Luti0n
eleven, who started our pancakes v waffles argument smh (dont tell her that it was me who stole her eggos)
heather mcnamara, who starts the k3wL3st parties whenever i die from hELL– i mean sk00L oops. she helps me study
naruto, who lives on our roof even though our mother doesnt like him 😔 he's vic's best friend
uncle cowboius, who pulls gifts from underneath his hats when he joins us for dinner once every half-year. he gave us tickets to peppa pig's live show once. no one actually knows where he came from, though. he's that k3wL.
nico, aka snakeco, who shares a room with me. we prank each other all the time. he's actually really cool, but dont tell him i said that. he's a prick smh
other people
leo, who is married to cassiopeia, and is jason's best friend. he practically lives in the shoe closet. he had to suffer from mama reyna's savagery. #getreyna'd
saeyoung, my ebic boyfriend 😤 percy thinks he's k00L, but jason almost killed seven once he showed up to go to the park with me 😔
ronan, who lives in trinity's lemon shed. i actually have no fucking clue who he is, but cass and trinity thinks he's cool so #wHaTeVEr.
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the lemon house is on fire
Randomi wanted to make my own lemon house stories!! these kiddos r the literal definition of k3wL (i have an ~eXcLuSiVe~ dictionary of intellectual memes)! some people that aren't in the lemon house may be featured (friends of the lemonchoildren), but the...
