Ryan gave me a death stare. He grabbed my arm and dragged me in the bathroom and shut the door.
"Ok. We need to think fast," Ryan urged. "Wait!"
"What?!"
"Brendon keeps wine under his bed!"
"So? How is your drinking problem gonna help this situation?"
"I don't have a drinking problem. And just trust me. But, I need you to do something. And you have to just do it and trust me."
"What is it?"
"There's a golf club by the front door. Brendon and Sarah keep it there in case of intruders or crazy fans. Don't worry. He never actually uses it. He just scares them with it. Anyway, I need you to run and grab it and smack Brendon and Sarah with it as hard as you can upside the head."
"Are you crazy? ARE YOU INSANE? No!"
We faintly heard Brendon and Sarah talking outside. We put our ears against the door and listened.
"What do you mean 'who are you'?" Sarah said.
"I mean, who are you? You'd better leave before I hit you with that golf club over there," Brendon said.
"Oh shit," Ryan said. I watched him as he swung the bedroom door open and ran toward the golf club. I closed my eyes and he hit Brendon and then Sarah. When I opened my eyes, they were both on the floor.
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Ryan ran back to me. I stared at him with my mouth open. I didn't even know what to say.
"Listen. I knocked them out. That's it. They'll be fine after a little while when they wake up. They'll probably have a splitting headache, but that can be our cover. Don't worry. I've got this all planned out."
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*Brendon's POV*
My eyes fluttered open. Damn, my head hurt. I was laying on the floor. I looked over and saw Sarah laying beside me. Sarah came home early? What time was it? There was a bottle of wine beside Sarah. Oh yeah. I remember. Sarah came home early and we partied a little. I looked over at the clock and it was 8:28 A.M. What day was it?
"Hey, Brendon," Sarah said sleepily.
"Hey, baby," I said.
"Merry Christmas," she said. She rolled over and I kissed her.
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All I Want For Christmas is Brendon Urie
FanfictionAdalynne was your average Panic! At The Disco-crazed teen. She owned every single one of their albums, she had tons of band merch, and she even won a guitar autographed by Brendon Urie himself. Christmas was coming up, and Addy had everything she wa...
