Noah and Cody

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Noah: Can we talk?

Cody: Can we talk?

Cody: You go first!

Noah: Hell no. You go first.

Cody: Why me!

Kitty: I will find you and slap both of you so hard! Just talk!!

Cody: What the-

Noah: How'd she get on here?

Cody: I like you

Noah: In what way?

Cody: Like a crush

Noah: I thought the codemeister only hits on girls

Cody: I'm bisexual. And I like you Noah Sterecra.

Noah: I guess I have some feelings for you too

Kitty: NOAH I WILL SLAP THE SARCASM RIGHT OUTTA YOU IF YOU DONT TELL HIM HOW YOU FELL!

Cody: I'm scared of Kitty now

Noah: Fine! But I don't like you, I love you... you're just too adorable and innocent! You have the most amazing eyes too!

Cody: I'm not adorable! I'm not innocent too! I've seen things

Noah: Seeing Owen eat does not count

Cody: You forgot, Gwen gave me her bra

Noah: Cause you helped set her up with Trent

Cody: Touché

Noah: Cody Anderson, will you be my adorable and innocent boyfriend

Cody: Yes! You can teach me how to be sarcastic!

Noah: Oh honey, you can't be sarcastic

Cody: Alright, Alright. It's cool. It's cool.

Cody: Emma was right, You ARE hot! And you do have the butt of a Roman God!!! How can someone's butt be THAT perfect!!!!

Noah: Cody, your gay is showing

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