THAT ONE FANFIC ABOUT UNLOCKED SOKEEFE BUT WHAT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED

Chapter 1

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Biana and her boots 😤😤😤

Sophie had just realized that she was pregnant, which was disgusting, and she had no idea why the Neverseen had done that. There was literally no reason. Anyway, she wanted to die, but Sandor wouldn't let her. She told everyone at Havenfield's beautiful glittering entrance, but the sparkles made her want to diarrhea uncontrollably all over the floor and everyone.

  "Oh what the fxck-" Keefe said, sharting everywhere and all over Biana's jewel-encrusted amethyst boots.

  "Oh bon titty croissant 😢," She replied.

  After that, everyone seemed to move on with their lives, totally okay with having a fifteen year old pregnant, except for Keefe, who kept shxtting uncontrollably.

But who cares about that idiot, anyways.

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The next day, Sophie paraded into Foxfire with a bucket attached to her front butt. She had diarrhea-ed all over Sandor the last night, and Sandor had sworn at her, so she realized that it was not okay to diarrhea on people. At lunch, she attempted to sit on the lunch bench, but was having technical difficulties because the bucket was getting in the way.

  Fitz frowned at her. "Why have you got a bucket attached to your hips?"

  "It's so I don't diarrhea all over everyone," Sophie replied.

  Fitz nodded, finding this information extremely accurate and normal.

  Dex came over, and raised one eyebrow at Sophie. "That isn't going to help with your diarrhea."

  Sophie gasped dramatically. "How do you know about my diarrhea????"

  "I have security cameras in your house so I can watch you sleep," He replied, smiling like a creep. 

  "Oh what the fxck," Sophie replied, diarrhea-ing all in her pants.

  "The bucket doesn't help because your pants are still on." Dex noted. By now the whole school had seen the diarrhea dripping from Sophie's pants, and were screaming, looking away, and-oh! Some even looked like they were having a seizure!

Keefe came over, saw Sophie, and began to shart everywhere and on everyone. Soon enough, the lunchroom erupted into chaos, because some idiot started throwing Keefe's shxt at everyone.

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  Sophie had been sent home to clean her diarrhea-and-Keefe's-shart stained clothes. Everyone decided that Sophie was going crazy because of her situation, same with Keefe. But they were too dumb to understand why. ANYHOO, then a bunch of other stuff happened, during which Keefe continued to shart uncontrollably and Sophie continued to diarrhea uncontrollably.