THAT ONE FANFIC ABOUT UNLOCKED SOKEEFE BUT WHAT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED

Chapter 2

  Sophie woke up to the sound of whirring. She turned her head where the sound was coming from, and found a tiny brown security camera in the corner of her room. Dex really was watching her sleep. Sophie felt a great overreaction. She grabbed a chair and began to stalk towards the feeble subject/camera. 

  "BOW, PEASANT, BOW!!!!!" Sophie had gone into a state of shock after her latest-discovery-that-must-not-be-named. She raised her head with pride, waiting for the groveling she deserved. When none came, she narrowed her eyes and sneered. "DIE, PEASANT, FOR YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED THE GREAT SOPHIE FOSTER!!!!!!" With that, she slammed her chair hard into the security camera. It broke with a crack, revealing a complicated array of wires Sophie honestly didn't care for. She didn't stop then. She continued to crash the chair's leg into the camera, until all it was was a mangled, malformed piece of junk. Sophie smiled, then fainted.

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Later, Sophie figured out that the Neverseen used Keefe's genetics to make her baby, resulting in vomiting and diarrhea-ing all over Sandor.

  "Oh shxt," He said, leaving the house.

After a few more hours of uncontrollable shxtting, Sophie decided to tell Keefe, to make herself feel better (and mostly so she could stop diarrhea-ing all over herself).

She leaped to the Shores of Solace with Sandor, finding Keefe in the back, sitting on the swings and looking extremely depressed. She came up to him and scrunched up her face.

  "Hello-"

  "KEEFE MY BABY ALSO HAS YOUR GENETICS," Sophie interrupted.

  "Holy shxt." He responded, sharting everywhere. They then proceeded to jump off the nearest cliff to kill themselves. Sandor called after them, telling them to teleport. They didn't, and splattered all over the ground below. Sandor cursed, wondering why his charge had just jumped off a cliff without teleporting. Grady and Edaline came up behind him, and looked over his shoulder. Upon seeing Keefe and Sophie splattered all over the ground below, they frowned, and pushed Sandor off the cliff, following suit shortly after and laughing maniacally as they fell to their death.

  The next day, after hearing that Sophie had died, Fitz locked himself in his basement with no food or water. Eventually, he died, as he had suffocated in his own diarrhea. Oh, and also, he was starving.

  Realizing that her brother was dead, Biana banged her head against the wall multiple times, and died from extreme blood loss.

  Knowing their son and daughter were dead, Della and Alden teamed up with Grizel, Woltzer, Lovise, and Cadoc to stab themselves.

This is getting gory.

  Shortly after, Wylie, while practising light tricks or whatever with Marella, accidentally shot himself in the eyes and knocked her over, accidentally burning them both to death.

  After witnessing this, Linh drowned herself.

  Tam could not live without his sister, so he killed himself, too.

  Dex used a gadget to explode himself, and his parents and the triplets used it too, after his death.

  After the Black Swan FINALLY realized that Sophie and most of their members were dead, and that Project Moonlark had failed, they got their gnomes to strangle them with vines, killing them slowly.

  Slowly but surely, the rest of the elf population fell.

  It took another year for the Council to realize that they now had supreme power over nothing, so they killed themselves too (good riddance).