The Legend of xXqikSCOper299x_X

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It was bad times in the world of MLG quickscopes when xXqikSCOper299x_X created his Xbox Live account. xXqikSCOper299x_X was new to Call of Duty, so he had pretty noob classes set up (LMG with a Target Finder was his primary gun). One day xXqikSCOper299x_X went into a lobby, looking over the other players like he usually would. He stumbled apon the name "FaZe Apex" in the lobby. FaZe Apex was on the other team, but xXqikSCOper299x_X didn't mind. So they played a match and (obviously) FaZe Apex's team won. FaZe Apex said,"LOL u scrubs got rekt!" xXqikSCOper299x_X didn't understand some of his vocabulary. When xXqikSCOper299x_X asked FaZe Apex, he laughed and said he was a scrub and that he should 1v1 him on Nuketown 2025. xXqikSCOper299x_X didn't know what a 1v1 was, so he went along with it. xXqikSCOper299x_X tried to pick his usual class, but FaZe Apex said snipers only. xXqikSCOper299x_X never used a sniper before, and basically got rekt. After the 1v1 FaZe Apex laughed and took a hit from his blunt. He said,"Lol u shud lrn how 2 quickscope, m8." Quickscoping? What was quickscoping? FaZe Apex took another hit from his blunt and left the lobby. xXqikSCOper299x_X looked on YouTube what quickscoping was. He seen a lot of montages and weed. He also seen that Mnt. Dew and Doritos were also involved. xXqikSCOper299x_X then looked up HOW to quickscope. After he learned, he tried it. He got destroyed in every lobby he went into. xXqikSCOper299x_X realized he was missing something...he looked back on the Mnt. Dew, Doritos, and weed. So he started drinking Mnt. Dew, Eating Doritos, and smoking weed. He then entered a lobby using a DSR-50.