All the wanna-bes recorded it and instantly made a montage with Mnt. Dew and weed. OpTc qikSCOper299 smoked a dank blunt and t-bagged FaZe Apex's body. Everyone was screaming FaZe Apex got rekt. OpTc qikSCOper299 took another hit from the dank blunt and drunk a Mnt. Dew. Somehow everyone in FaZe was killed except FaZe Temprrr. OpTc qikSCOper299 and OpTc Midnight were the last two on OpTc. They found FaZe Temprrr, he was out of ammo from rekin' most of OpTc. OpTc Midnight zoomed in for a hard scope and said,"Lol watch dis quickscope, m8." OpTc qikSCOper299 stood infront of OpTc Midnight and said,"no...i got dis m8." OpTc Midnight said,"k." OpTc qikSCOper299 got on top of the roof of the blue house and was about to drink a Mnt. Dew when OpTc Midnight tossed him a bag of Doritos and said,"Do it 4 optc,m8" When OpTc qikSCOper299 took a closer look at the bag and seen that they were not Doritos...they were Lays! OpTc qikSCOper299 was extremely angry and finished smoking his dank blunt. OpTc qikSCOper299 preformed a 420-blazin'-no scope...on OpTc Midnight! OpTc Midnight spat out his Mnt. Dew and screamed,"U WOT M8?!?!" OpTc qikSCOper299 ended the game. After the game, FaZe Temprrr offered him a spot in FaZe. OpTc qikSCOper299 gladly accepted and used the remainder of his Microsoft points on changing his name to FaZe qikSCOper299. FaZe never lost another MLG Championship for the next 20 years...and it's all thanks to Mnt. Dew, Doritos, and weed...oh yeah, and FaZe qikSCOper299.
The End, m8.
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HumorThe dark days of dank MLG trickshots, a legend rises to put the scrubs in their places...