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Oh HELL NO (Konyyl x Reader)

"he told you WHAT" 

You thought that double checking after you got back from the desert was probably a good idea. Emphasis on the words 'thought' and 'probably', because there was either a miscommunication between Azdaja and Konyyl or he just straight up lied to you. You were hoping it was just the prior as you frantically tried to explain everything that happened to Konyyl. You where surprised that she kept responding so quickly, between her strength  and her anger the screen of her palm husk was probably in pieces. 

"I am SO sorry, if I had know I wouldn't have" 

"i'm not made at YOU", the three little dots came up and disappeared, " i'm mad at that SPINELESS LITTLE CHUCKLE FUCK WHO THINKS HE CAN JUST GET AWAY WITH IT" 

"I think you two should probably meet to hatch this out, with a mediator though" 

"good idea" 

"If you can't find anyone I guess I can do it, it might be a awkward though" 

"you can help me kick his ass" 

"that's not what I meant" 

"whatever you just get him to come and talk to me"

"Promise me you're not immediately going to  try to fight him" 

"fine I promise" 

You close out of your messages with Konyyl.  Oh boy this was not going to go well. You stared out of the window for a while before you decided you should probably get going before Azdaja gets ripped limb from limb or Konyyl has a full melt down. 

"Hey, meet me at the desert please." 

"III right now III" 

"yes right now" 

You sent a quick message to Konyyl letting her know where to meet before heading out the door. 

No matter how many times you saw the desert, it always amazed you seeing it. It stretched out like rolled pastry dough on an uneven counter top. Or maybe you were just hungry, kind of hard to tell. You managed to find a small cave not too far off from the train stop so you decided to chill in there. Probably best you didn't make them hash it out in full public just in case that someone else did happen to show up. The next train came in, and you could see at least one figure definitely heading in your direction. 

The moon had radically shifted position by the time that you got Konyyl calm enough to have an actual conversation. Azdaja was just sitting back smugly and letting her work herself up. Maybe he just wanted to get her attention? 

"Okay okay, " you took a deep breath, " I'm going to point at one of you, and  you can make your peace without interruption." 

" III sounds fair III" 

"But once one of you gets out of hand or I think you're trying to egg on the other, I'm making you stop" 

"alright" 

"I'll let you go first Azdaja since you seem to have a handle on what you want to say" 

He stood up and turned off his scanner. You have no idea why but something seemed...deeply mischievous about it. 

" III I thought I thoroughly explained myself prior to the incident in question III, " he stated,  " III I don't know how you didn't understand 'this relationship is a lot and I need a break from it' into us still being matesprits III" 

"Is that all you have to say?" 

" III for now, yes III" 

"Konyyl would you like to respond to that"